Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Cedrique]

We might have to break the bank and pay Soto next year just so we don't have to play against him.

 

[redskinsfan1963]

has to come down to phillies/dodgers in the nl.

 

[Retroram52]

Yea, Stott! Stott singled to Center Field.

 

[Retroram52]

So we traded Soto and got someone almost as good (bad?) as Soto.

Yep, traded a younger Soto for an older dude and about the same in performance. How damn dumb is that??!!

 

[Retroram52]

Marshmellow gets walked and there is just one out.

 

[Cedrique]

Whoa, Banks with a clean inning. Good riddance, Soto!

 

[Retroram52]

Yea, Bohm doubled to Center Field.

 

[Retroram52]

Castellanos singled to Right Field, Bohm scored.

 

[Retroram52]

Bases loaded and the Dildoes fail to score one run!

 

[Retroram52]

Estevez is in.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber singles to Center Field.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's go Hays!!

 

[Retroram52]

So close!!

 

[Retroram52]

Another loss!! The Dildoes are in deep shit and they just lost the best League Record!!

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes left 9 runners on Base. Not one run scored from those 9 runners.

 

[jvett77]

Another loss!! The Dildoes are in deep shit and they just lost the best League Record!!

Retro, you had the guts to hang in there. I just gave up after the slam. Feels like long-term dildo disease. They said Harper is .115, 6-52, since the AS break. They all need a vaccine shot. 1-5 home stand. Pathetic.

 

[Retroram52]

Thanks dude. Die hard to the core I guess. Yep, these Dildoes have been reading their own press releases way too much and they believe they are better than they really are. The Spankees came in and swept their asses to the tune of 21-15 in runs alone in three games. When your offense cannot score more than 1 or 2 runs per Inning with huge lapses in scoring in many Innings, you don't have an explosive offense in the way the Dildoes believe they have.

When your Number One Pitcher gives-up 14 runs and 5 homers in the series opener and your relief staff routinely gives-up games, you don't have a very good bullpen.

So, If the Dildoes don't change some things pretty quick, they may be looking at losing the division lead to the Bitches in another month of play!

 

[Retroram52]

Now that the Dildoes have lost 4 straight, 5 straight series, and are now down to a full game behind the Indians in the league's best record race and are only ahead of the Bitches by 6 games, we shall see if things have changed going into Seattle facing the Marinators tonight.

If the losing continues in this series, we will not only be further behind the race for the League's best record, but we will be dangerously close to losing the lead over the Bitches in our own division!!

 

[Retroram52]

Phillips goes tonight on the mound!!

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber starts us off!