Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

That's great there Segura. Just fly-out. Easy-schmeesy. One out, no runs.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's see if another one of our trades actually makes a difference in the batter's box.

 

[Retroram52]

Nope. Same pop-up bullshit that everyone else does.

 

[Retroram52]

Wow. Homeless boy gets a hit. Marsh Singled to Left/Center.

 

[Retroram52]

And Homeless Boy steals Second Base!!

 

[Retroram52]

All for nothing as Vierling... ... you guessed it, pops-up for the out! Strands Runner Number 4 already!

 

[Retroram52]

Three hits in 2 Innings but no runs for the Dildoes!!

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go Syndergaard. Got runners on the corners and no outs. Should be a couple of runs for the Reds here.

 

[Retroram52]

Since Schwarber left the line-up, our offense is 100% Dildoes!!

 

[Retroram52]

LOL!! THERE IT IS!! WAY TO GO SNYDERGAARD!!! 2-0 Reds!!

 

[Retroram52]

BRILLIANT PICK-UP, DOMBROWSKI, YA DUMB MOTHEREFFER!!

 

[Retroram52]

Well Stott gets on like he did last side-up. Ain't going to matter because Castellfraudos will find a way to eff things-up.

 

[Retroram52]

Hoskins is just standing there with his head up his ass. Dildoes made the flight.

 

[Cedrique]

They gotta get some runs off this guy. Syndegaard isn't going to shut them down like Nola and Wheeler

 

[Retroram52]

Hoskins does what good little Dildoes are supposed to do. Fly-out and go sit down in the dug-out.

 

[Cedrique]

Wow, Minor is worse than Syndergaard at holding runners on

 

[Retroram52]

Yea. Stott steals Second. Ain't going to matter.

 

[Retroram52]

That was brilliant. More great play by the Dildoes!!

 

[Cedrique]

It seems like they should have another right handed bat somewhere on the roster. Sosa is a good defensive replacement I guess but he shouldn't be in the starting lineup

 

[Cedrique]

Clutchellanos!