Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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Stott starts us off.

 

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Flys-out.

 

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Bassitt has an ERA of 3.39. So we have pretty good chances of winning this game.

 

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Hoskins is getting that Pitch Count way up there.

 

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Dildoes aren't awake yet. Hoskins stikes-out.

 

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Let's see if Bohm can get us on the board.

 

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Nope. Dildoes are here.

 

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They should sit Castellfraudos! Tits-on-a-bull useless.

 

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Sad to say, but when Wheeler gives-up an early run and we start from behind and the Dildoes are here, we ain't going to win this one. Lindor singled to right, Nimmo scored.

 

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I'll give the Dildoes a couple of sides before I bail but the Dildoes are just not playing again today.

 

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Castellfraudos is at bat.

 

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GOOD GRIEF!! HE HITS A BASE HIT SINGLE TO CENTER!!

 

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The Dildoes culture has gotten to Hall. He is rapidly turning into another lazy-ass Dildoes player.

 

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In two Innings, one hit and no runs just like yesterday.

 

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With the Dildoes Playing, the Mutts figure all they need is one run and they will win the game.

 

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The trade for Homeless Boy is MEH. He hits about as often or worse than Herrera and his defense is not exactly outstanding. So, that was probably a useless trade on Dombrowski's part.

 

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Looks like Homeless Boy got walked. Maybe we may see a run here and since the Dildoes are playing maybe not.

 

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Three Innings nearly spent. One hit. No runs. Dildoes, Dildoes, Dildoes!!

 

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Wheeler has pitched nearly three Innings and has 0 K's. Yep, Dildoes are here.

 

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Except for CastellFraudos, everyone is Ofer. Dildoes ball.