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Ovechkin's Joke of 700 Goals

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If a team scores on their first shot of the game should they try to take more shots and score more goals or try to keep their high shooting percentage and prevent "misses"?
See, this is what I'm talking about. That is taking things to such ridiculous extremes it has no connection to the point I made.
 

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This is among the worse talking I've read. The crap of NHL goalies being dressed like man of marshmallow in huge apparels is bringing down shootings for OV. Combination this with total garbage of NHL coaching for years down even to children and you have puck dying in crappiest NHL to date. Yet still OV is of more goals than ever he has scored!! Maybe if Gretzky is in this hell of terrible NHL he is scoring 8 goals a year most years. Except year of 200 goals of course.

This makes more since then the OP
 

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Wow 700 goals! Only 7 other players have scored that many, so that's a big deal, no?
The answer in this case, IS "no".

Ovary scored 700 goals on 5,520 shots a 12.7% shooting %

Let's look at the other 7, shall we?

Name Total Goals - Total Shots - Shooting% ~ Approximate number of shots for 700th goal*
W. Gretzky 894 - 5088 - 17.6 ~ 3977
G. Howe 801 - ? - ? ~ **
J. Jagr 766 - 5637 - 13.6 ~ 5151
Brett Hull 747 - 4876 - 15.2 ~ 4569
M. Dionne 731 - 5363 - 13.6 ~ 5135
P. Espisito 717 - 5166 - 13.9 ~ 5043
M. Gartner 708 - 5090 - 13.9 ~ 5032

*- Since there is no database showing on what shot number the 700th goal was scored, this is derived from shot totals and shooting %, tho in all likelyhood, it would be lower due to the fact that shooting % usually noticibly dips near retirement
** - No reliable totals exist for Howe's Shooting % or Shot total that can be cross referenced with other databases.

SO, ... as we can see, and as I have been telling the Hockey world since 2009, Ovechkin's seeming skill in scoring goals is nothing more than a byproduct of him shoveling a dumptruck's worth of pucks at the net.

He is already 3rd in shots taken but only 8th in goals.
He is the owner of 7 of the top 30 seasons with the most shots yet only 1 of the top 30 seasons with most goals scored, and that one from shoveling a mind boggling 446 pucks at the net.

He leads all active players in shots, besting the number 2 Patrick Marleau (who just became a Penguin) by 1,257 shots, DESPITE Marleau being in the league EIGHT MORE YEARS.

Ovechgoon is simply not a sniper, but a machine gunner.
Dude, knock it off. 700 goals is 700 goals. Incredible no matter how you try to dissect it.
 

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Dude, knock it off. 700 goals is 700 goals. Incredible no matter how you try to dissect it.
No, simply it's not, when you have a thousand or more chances than others.
 

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Granted, I probably shouldn't have made this my "Hello hockey fans, I'm NFL-Solomon, a Hockey fan" thread.
 

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Really?
You put more credence in talk of marshmallow men than cold hard numbers?

No I put credence in numbers and one of the first rules of numbers I learned was that I can make numbers do whatever I want them to. Yes Ovey has a low shot %, but to call his 700 goals a joke because of it is just having an idea and bending the numbers to prove your idea. Instead of letting the numbers tell their own story.
 

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No, simply it's not, when you have a thousand or more chances than others.
You know, you’re right. 700 goals is actually pretty mundane in the NHL. so much so it’s why hundreds of others have done it as well :rolleyes2:
 

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No I put credence in numbers and one of the first rules of numbers I learned was that I can make numbers do whatever I want them to. Yes Ovey has a low shot %, but to call his 700 goals a joke because of it is just having an idea and bending the numbers to prove your idea. Instead of letting the numbers tell their own story.
Bending the numbers?
LOL!
All I did was LIST the numbers. There was no manipulation of the numbers. No cherry picking of only part of the data set. This shows career totals, unmanipulated, and unvarnished truth. It's just time for people to admit it. When you get a ridiculous number of more chances to do the same thing others have done with far less, it isn't as impressive.
 

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LOL. Are you still doing this? If goals were so automatic, then why haven’t thousands of other players hit 700+ : goals, just on volume alone? There’s no vaunted “shooting %” trophy, Sol.

Meanwhile, Pissburgh fans are counting down Sidney Crosby’s chase to 2 million tampons. What a great difference in franchise player history: the Capitals get one of the greatest goal-scorers in history, who in his later years, chased down Wayne Gretzky’s career goal record, at a great pace. The Penguins get Ron Francis 2.0, who in his later years, struggles to avoid concussions.
Congrats. You reached OP-level stupid. No easy feat.
 

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You know, you’re right. 700 goals is actually pretty mundane in the NHL. so much so it’s why hundreds of others have done it as well :rolleyes2:
Again, taking your point to ridiculous end points doesn't prove anything.
I never said 700 goals was mundane, it's just not as impressive when you have so so many more chances to do it in.
 

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Again, taking your point to ridiculous end points doesn't prove anything.
I never said 700 goals was mundane, it's just not as impressive when you have so so many more chances to do it in.
No, you’re the one talking your point to ridiculous ends because 700 goals in the NHL is an incredible achievement. Period. Hence, why there’s only 7 others prior to OV in over 100 years on the NHL.
 

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Congrats. You reached OP-level stupid. No easy feat.
@dash where's the strike warning for this guy?
Or do people who agree with your viewpoint get free reign to hurl insults?
 

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No, you’re the one talking your point to ridiculous ends because 700 goals in the NHL is an incredible achievement. Period. Hence, why there’s only 7 others prior to OV in over 100 years on the NHL.
No, you just aren't getting it. It isn't the same accomplishment when you get so many more chances than others. I'm stating fact, I'm showing how special it was when those other guys did it. You are cheapening and insulting them by equating OV getting dumptruck's worth of do-overs to do the same thing. Why do you hate those other Greats?
 

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See, this is what I'm talking about. That is taking things to such ridiculous extremes it has no connection to the point I made.

Are you agreeing that better offensive teams tend to get more shots on goal then?
If so, how do you think that happens?
 

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Are you agreeing that better offensive teams tend to get more shots on goal then?
If so, how do you think that happens?
Not if they miss a greater %. It has to translate into scoring or it's just masturbation.
 

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No, you just aren't getting it. It isn't the same accomplishment when you get so many more chances than others. I'm stating fact, I'm showing how special it was when those other guys did it. You are cheapening and insulting them by equating OV getting dumptruck's worth of do-overs to do the same thing. Why do you hate those other Greats?


You have still not addressed my earlier point. The number of chances that he gets is at least partly a reflection of his play. Nobody out there on the ice just gets handed chances.
 

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@dash where's the strike warning for this guy?
Or do people who agree with your viewpoint get free reign to hurl insults?

I think we're at the point where it's best just to lock this thread before things really get out of hand so that's exactly what I am going to do.
 
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