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Ovechkin's Joke of 700 Goals

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That’s right Ovie is a bust, he will never pan out. It’s just dumb luck....


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One would figure with your 6 posts in this thread, one would at least be decent. Alas, that is not the case.
If he posted a lot more and hit on a few of them he could be the OV of the Hoop. Instead he’s that guy in beer league that cranks slappers four feet over the net.
 

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Decades of watching hockey?

Decades of playing hockey?

Common sense?
Wow, so decades of watching and playing hockey and you think all shots that don't go in never end up as turnovers?

You are dismissed.
 

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Shots aren't like baseball ABs, you don't get them just for being in the lineup.
A miss is a miss is a miss.
If you get 200 more chances a year to score, you better be leading the league in goals every year.
 

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Look, we're not saying your take sucks, or that it isn't any good.

Wait...that's exactly what we're saying.

This isn't basketball where you are almost certainly giving up possession with a missed shot. And your team isn't getting a shot virtually every time you get possession. Getting a shot means you're doing something right.
I never seen someone like you who worships failure so much.
 

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LOL. Are you still doing this? If goals were so automatic, then why haven’t thousands of other players hit 700+ : goals, just on volume alone? There’s no vaunted “shooting %” trophy, Sol.

Meanwhile, Pissburgh fans are counting down Sidney Crosby’s chase to 2 million tampons. What a great difference in franchise player history: the Capitals get one of the greatest goal-scorers in history, who in his later years, chased down Wayne Gretzky’s career goal record, at a great pace. The Penguins get Ron Francis 2.0, who in his later years, struggles to avoid concussions.
 

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That’s right Ovie is a bust, he will never pan out. It’s just dumb luck....


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The retarded will take things to retarded extremes. Keep making strawmen to beat up.
 

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You mean like what you're doing in this thread?!? Also, watch the name calling or your butt will be bounced out of this forum.
I stated a euphemism, I didn't say call you or anyone else an idiot. Do you understand the difference?
But thanks for telling me this is a snowflake safespace. My mistake that this was an open hockey forum where people could disagree.

And everything I said in this thread is backed up by the numbers.
 

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I stated a euphemism, I didn't say call you or anyone else an idiot. Do you understand the difference?
But thanks for telling me this is a snowflake safespace.

And everything I said in this thread is backed up by the numbers.

I don't think you understand that you're not helping your case any by continuing to post this kind of crap. Here, let me make it easy for you, I'm a baseball umpire and that's strike two.
 

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I don't think you understand that you're not helping your case any by continuing to post this kind of crap. Here, let me make it easy for you, I'm a baseball umpire and that's strike two.
Well then go cry to the mods then. I thought I was dealing with adults.
 

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I guess the real question is, was Ovie expected to be something else? Wasn't his hype coming into the league as a pure goal scorer? Either way, 700 is pretty elite.
 

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A miss is a miss is a miss.
If you get 200 more chances a year to score you probably did something well/right that contributed to getting all of those "extra" shots

:fify:

If you look at the players who are near the top of the board in shots every year, do you not notice that they are all pretty good players?

Not to mention... who exactly is Ovie getting "200 more chances a year to score" than? 4th liners?
 

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Well then go cry to the mods then. I thought I was dealing with adults.

You are most certainly dealing with adults which goes directly to my post above - Let me ask you a question - What type of responses were you expecting with your thread title and initial post? The responses questioning your premise have been more than honest and you're just dismissing them out of hand. Methinks you just started this thread to get a rise out of people and mission accomplished I guess, but you'll find there's a low tolerance for name calling and personal attacks on this board. If you want to engage in a serious dialogue, that's great, but if not, well, maybe this isn't the forum for you.
 

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A miss is a miss is a miss.
If you get 200 more chances a year to score, you better be leading the league in goals every year.

If a team scores on their first shot of the game should they try to take more shots and score more goals or try to keep their high shooting percentage and prevent "misses"?
 

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You are most certainly dealing with adults which goes directly to my post above - Let me ask you a question - What type of responses were you expecting with your thread title and initial post? The responses questioning your premise have been more than honest and you're just dismissing them out of hand. Methinks you just started this thread to get a rise out of people and mission accomplished I guess, but you'll find there's a low tolerance for name calling and personal attacks on this board. If you want to engage in a serious dialogue, that's great, but if not, well, maybe this isn't the forum for you.
What are you talking about?
How did I dismiss anything out of hand? Please provide an example of what you mean because I really don't see where I am doing that. If anything, I see that being done to the points I rasised.
I fully expected some of this, because I had a similar thread years ago on this, on a different forum with over a million views, so believe me, I've probably heard all this before.
My purpose in this thread, was to show OV isn't as great as he is given credit for, and also admittedly get a rise out of OV fans.
 
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