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of the nhl.. something very fishy going on here. if not for the problems the NHL is already having with fan base after another brutal lockout , think this guy would be unders serious suspicion imo.. this guy was a shell of himself last 2 year. playesrs have bad seasons i understand that, but he looked like he never played the game those last 2 seasons... didn't he put on 35lbs of muscle in 3 months once? hmmmmm
 

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You know, I had noticed he was looking a bit chubbier, you're right.
 

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of the nhl.. something very fishy going on here. if not for the problems the NHL is already having with fan base after another brutal lockout , think this guy would be unders serious suspicion imo.. this guy was a shell of himself last 2 year. playesrs have bad seasons i understand that, but he looked like he never played the game those last 2 seasons... didn't he put on 35lbs of muscle in 3 months once? hmmmmm
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Finally someone has the courage to post what we are all thinking. If it wasn't for all the empty seats from the lock out just 2 full years ago I think the NHLNCIS team would be all over this. Last year this shell only had 51 goals.
 

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ROIDS! ROIDS MAN!
 

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Finally someone has the courage to post what we are all thinking. If it wasn't for all the empty seats from the lock out just 2 full years ago I think the NHLNCIS team would be all over this. Last year this shell only had 51 goals.
He only had 32 the year before.

Never mind the lockout shortening the season. That was all just a big cover-up to hide the fact that Ovechkin would have played like shit in the first 34 games of the season.
 

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Finally someone has the courage to post what we are all thinking. If it wasn't for all the empty seats from the lock out just 2 full years ago I think the NHLNCIS team would be all over this. Last year this shell only had 51 goals.

I don't think the NHLNCIS would be all over it. That's beneath them. It'd have to be the NHLNCISLA team.
 

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as an aside, I once saw a guy, from jersey I presume :noidea: , order a "Pasta fazool" in a Siena trattoria

didnt end well for him
 

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ARE YOU LOOKIN AT HIS GUT?

HE'S WORKIN ON IT!!!
 

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I think pix's pic above is photoshopped, OV's hair is much greyer.

You're quite right, not a single gray chest hair in sight. Probably an old picture...which shows us why he's using roids. Because roids magically make you ripped, and being ripped automatically makes you a better goal scorer.


(Real talk, steroids are nearly pointless in hockey)
 

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You're quite right, not a single gray chest hair in sight. Probably an old picture...which shows us why he's using roids. Because roids magically make you ripped, and being ripped automatically makes you a better goal scorer.


(Real talk, steroids are nearly pointless in hockey)



first off this new version sux..... secondly i see most of you graduated from the univ of dumazz... 2 seasons he had 30 goals, well short of his norm, he was a SHELL of himself on the ice... ruskies don't handle that very well.. he did what he had to do to get back in the limelite... impossible to put on 35lbs of muscle off season IMPOSSIBLE! without help....... and
 

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steriods enhance everything .. no it doesn't make you ripped.. case and point mcguire vs palmerio
 
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