Outhouse to Penthouse.

[BM.]

Just remember Sparkles we've been having sex with men for longer than you've been alive.

Gross, dude.

 

[BM.]

I`m half crippled...but could still kick your ass.....I do wish I was that age again though.

I don't know...I'm pretty fast haha

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Midway between Jurassic and Cretaceous.

Let's put it this way Cal, when I watched Leave It To Beaver it wasn't reruns.

I am 50...I don`t know why everybody else makes there age a guessing game. I know Nerbs is 56, maybe 57 by now.

Thought y'all had to be older. More innuendo and sophisticated humor being bandied about amongst y'all than a lot of the posters I've seen at The Hoop.

Btw, I'm 50, so I ain't no spring chicken.

 

[CusswordJim]

No, back then beaver actually meant Gerry Mathers or a large furry rodent.

and yet....you still pounded one out to it...shame on you.

 

[DISPLACEDTEXAN]

I`m half crippled...but could still kick your ass.....I do wish I was that age again though.

not me boss, I don't miss any of that, I'm stunned every morning when I wake up again but I don't know that I could survive all of that twice

 

[BM.]

and someday we have the fond wish that you'll grow up, not expectations but the fond wish

Keep dreaming.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

Bunch of old-ass motherfuckers.

I'm 28 haha

Youngin

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I`m half crippled...but could still kick your ass.....I do wish I was that age again though.

I don't. Love my life now. Worked way too hard when I was younger

 

[williewilliejuan]

Thought y'all had to be older. More innuendo and sophisticated humor being bandied about amongst y'all than a lot of the posters I've seen at The Hoop.

Btw, I'm 50, so I ain't no spring chicken.

I always type with my pinkies out - like a gentleman.

 

[CusswordJim]

I don't know...I'm pretty fast haha

I would throw my beer bottles at you until you slowed down, or I hit you....then I would dive of off something with a flying elbow to your nutsack....squash your grapes...I win bitch.

 

[DISPLACEDTEXAN]

Keep dreaming.

actually BM, my kids rag on me every year if this is the year I finally grow up and act my age.

I'll be 60 this month but they'll tell you real quick I do more running around than most of their friends

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I always type with my pinkies out - like a gentleman.

Is that what gentlemen do?

 

[CusswordJim]

not me boss, I don't miss any of that, I'm stunned every morning when I wake up again but I don't know that I could survive all of that twice

I was married at 28... not doing nothing but working hard and being a husband and dad...it was a good time in my life.

 

[BM.]

I would throw my beer bottles at you until you slowed down, or I hit you....then I would dive of off something with a flying elbow to your nutsack....squash your grapes...I win bitch.

HA!

 

[Caliskinsfan]

actually BM, my kids rag on me every year if this is the year I finally grow up and act my age.

I'll be 60 this month but they'll tell you real quick I do more running around than most of their friends

Excellent. I still get carded occasionally for gods sake. I guess that Asian blood thing ain't just a rumor

 

[BM.]

actually BM, my kids rag on me every year if this is the year I finally grow up and act my age.

I'll be 60 this month but they'll tell you real quick I do more running around than most of their friends

Which you should do as long as you have the ability. Don't slow down until your body makes you.

 

[CusswordJim]

I don't. Love my life now. Worked way too hard when I was younger

I did too...worked myself into back surgery and all kinds of shit with my spine.

 

[BM.]

I was married at 28... not doing nothing but working hard and being a husband and dad...it was a good time in my life.

I'll be having my second child in less than a month. Been married for nearly 6 years already.

 

[DISPLACEDTEXAN]

Is that what gentlemen do?

he's not really sure, he just read that somewhere

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I'll be having my second child in less than a month. Been married for nearly 6 years already.

Many congrats, damn you got married young.

he's not really sure, he just read that somewhere