Our First College Football Draft : CHAT

[CitySushi]

Stop stalking my facebook, bitch.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

We really need to collaborate on an NSFW thread can we do an NSFW mock draft?

 

[Shanemansj13]

I hope Hall picks, I have darts tonight and kinda wanted to pick before I go...

“Darts” dont let him fool ya boys and girls

 

[Nosferatu]

God damn it. Now I have to go out and buy some.

Chicken in a biskit and sharp cheddar easy cheese is an excellent combo.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Chicken in a biskit and sharp cheddar easy cheese is an excellent combo.

I'll only eat Mozzarella if its cooked. Other than that the only time i'll touch cheese is cheesecake or Cannoli's. Wont touch any other cheeses.

 

[CitySushi]

True story:

One day my gf (now wife) was super pissed at me, and I had no clue why. She asked me what I've been doing all day and I said I was home the entire day. She said who else was home, I said my mom's been home all day too, you can ask her. She's like oh okay, it's just my friend said she saw you out with another girl. I was like WTF are you talking about? Which friend? She mentions this friend, that has never met me, only seen pictures of me on her facebook or whatever social media was popular at the time. So she said she was sure it was me and described what I looked like. I read over the text and it said I was wearing glasses, and some sort of track suit. I was like 1) I don't wear glasses, 2) I'm not a Russian gangster and don't wear track suits and 3) this bitch has never met me or really seen what I look like how she gonna say it was me?

So I guess it was on this day I realized that yes, all Asians do look alike.

 

[Nosferatu]

I'll only eat Mozzarella if its cooked. Other than that the only time i'll touch cheese is cheesecake or Cannoli's. Wont touch any other cheeses.

Yep, yer a nut job alright! lolzzz

 

[Shanemansj13]

I'll only eat Mozzarella if its cooked. Other than that the only time i'll touch cheese is cheesecake or Cannoli's. Wont touch any other cheeses.

I LOVE cheese. Except that very smelly cheese...gorgonzla I think it is

 

[Nosferatu]

2) I'm not a Russian gangster and don't wear track suits

Ho Lee Fuk that made me lol

 

[CitySushi]

We really need to collaborate on an NSFW thread can we do an NSFW mock draft?

Melanie Iglesias....she's so fine. Can't stand her voice though, lol.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

Yep, yer a nut job alright! lolzzz

better than being a heroine addict!!!

 

[Shanemansj13]

True story:

One day my gf (now wife) was super pissed at me, and I had no clue why. She asked me what I've been doing all day and I said I was home the entire day. She said who else was home, I said my mom's been home all day too, you can ask her. She's like oh okay, it's just my friend said she saw you out with another girl. I was like WTF are you talking about? Which friend? She mentions this friend, that has never met me, only seen pictures of me on her facebook or whatever social media was popular at the time. So she said she was sure it was me and described what I looked like. I read over the text and it said I was wearing glasses, and some sort of track suit. I was like 1) I don't wear glasses, 2) I'm not a Russian gangster and don't wear track suits and 3) this bitch has never met me or really seen what I look like how she gonna say it was me?

So I guess it was on this day I realized that yes, all Asians do look alike.

I KNEW IT!!

 

[Shanemansj13]

Melanie Iglesias....she's so fine. Can't stand her voice though, lol.

Easy way to fix that lolzzz

 

[MilkSpiller22]

True story:

One day my gf (now wife) was super pissed at me, and I had no clue why. She asked me what I've been doing all day and I said I was home the entire day. She said who else was home, I said my mom's been home all day too, you can ask her. She's like oh okay, it's just my friend said she saw you out with another girl. I was like WTF are you talking about? Which friend? She mentions this friend, that has never met me, only seen pictures of me on her facebook or whatever social media was popular at the time. So she said she was sure it was me and described what I looked like. I read over the text and it said I was wearing glasses, and some sort of track suit. I was like 1) I don't wear glasses, 2) I'm not a Russian gangster and don't wear track suits and 3) this bitch has never met me or really seen what I look like how she gonna say it was me?

So I guess it was on this day I realized that yes, all Asians do look alike.

don't worry all whiteys look alike too...


in fact i get UK and Nos confused all the time...

 

[Nosferatu]

I LOVE cheese. Except that very smelly cheese...gorgonzla I think it is

Had a deli ham & muenster cheese flatbread sammich with grey poupon for lunch today.

 

[CitySushi]

Easy way to fix that lolzzz

I suppose there is an easy way to fix that. For you it might be harder because she'd probably have to agree to use a bag over her head with a cut out of Baker Mayfields face pasted on.

 

[Nosferatu]

better than being a heroine addict!!!

You have obviously never been a heroin addict!


Umm. wait you said Heroine lmao...

 

[CitySushi]

Chicken in a biskit and sharp cheddar easy cheese is an excellent combo.

This combo was a staple in our household growing up. My dad basically lived for this stuff.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Yep, yer a nut job alright! lolzzz

I'm surprised i haven't been disowned by the Italian side of my family tbh

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Melanie Iglesias....she's so fine. Can't stand her voice though, lol.

One of my all time favorites guessing you know this one too . Wore her as an Avy for quite a while