OT: World Cup

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LukeWileman: RT @AltFootball: Pepe could be invited to dinner by Mother Teresa and still end up threatening her with a dessert spoon.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

germans bringing on Klose in the second to try and break Ronaldos (the fat one) all time world cup scoring record is a bit ... ... i dont know

 

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germans bringing on Klose in the second to try and break Ronaldos (the fat one) all time world cup scoring record is a bit ... ... i dont know

Meh, this isn't youth soccer, run up that score Germany and feed Klose.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol the official world cup twitter account sent this out

FIFA World Cup 2014 ‏@20I4WorIdCup ·2 mins
What Raul Meireles thought about Pepe's red card..

/ahh parody account

 

[SLY]

germans bringing on Klose in the second to try and break Ronaldos (the fat one) all time world cup scoring record is a bit ... ... i dont know

Fuck that, MORE GOALS!!!!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Meh, this isn't youth soccer, run up that score Germany and feed Klose.

sure more goals ... im on board with that ... goal difference matters ... Im just saying a whole hell of alot of people around the world are gonna put an asterisk on klose if hes the one doing the scoring

 

[awaz]

this game is really going well. way to go team.

 

[SLY]

Germany exposing weakness' for USA. Aww yeah sucka. If US can beat Ghana and Portugal we'll be good.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

well at least the true german fans know the deal

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

Germany exposing weakness' for USA. Aww yeah sucka. If US can beat Ghana and Portugal we'll be good.

When* we beat Portugal and Ghana!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

thats good!

Peter Schaad ‏@PeteSchaad ·7s
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Schürrle #GER will score some more?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

all around the mulberry bush
the porto chased the german
the porto thought it was all in fun
pop goes his scrotum (ok ... his groin )

 

[jstewismybastardson]

M Bradley will SHORELY run roughshod on the Porto midfield next game

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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What is this salty discharge from my eyes?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[SLY]

I can't see any images jstew is posting. I'm assuming it's all anti-German?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I can't see any images jstew is posting. I'm assuming it's all anti-German?

naw I dont hate the germans ... i pity them ... we're always making them cry

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I can't see any images jstew is posting. I'm assuming it's all anti-German?

You assume wrong, sir!

 

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I can't see any images jstew is posting. I'm assuming it's all anti-German?

Nope, on the contrary, he's got the anti-Portuguese propaganda going this morning (lol)