OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[dare2be]

I hope someone sheds some light on this soon. I suspect it will be charged with battery, but further details will be illuminating.

Since when do you ever find a flashlight laying around that is charged with battery? I think I'm being LED astray.

 

[Comeds]

Watts up with the puns?

 

[dash]

I'd like to know what exactly makes a flashlight suspicious...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'd like to know what exactly makes a flashlight suspicious...

EXACTLY ... just anuvva case of the white man tryin to keep the flashlight down

 

[blindbaby]

Ohm man.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

EXACTLY ... just anuvva case of the light man tryin to keep the flashlight down

Fixed.

 

[dash]

You know what's better than one light - 1000 points of light.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

You know what's better than one light - 1000 points of light.

Not gonna do it.

 

[dash]

Not gonna do it.

lol - Now I never said I wanted a kinder, gentler nation. I said I kinda wanted a gentler nation.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

19 GIFs of Animals Knocking Out Kids Because We All Need This Right Now from GifGuide

 

[Darkstone42]

I'd like to know what exactly makes a flashlight suspicious...

The story behind it is actually kind of serious apparently. I guess they were finding pipe bombs made out of flashlights all over Phoenix at the time.

 

[mattola]

all of us in one picture

 

[dare2be]

I know we all are eagle to add to this.

 

[mattola]

I know we all are eagle to add to this.

Im going to turtle on this round of puns

 

[dare2be]

Im going to turtle on this round of puns

Chicken.

 

[dash]

Chicken.

Eel be back soon enough.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

All of these animal puns have me giraffing out loud (GOL).

 

[forty_three]

All of these animal puns have me giraffing out loud (GOL).

Me too, and that's no bull.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Im going to turtle on this round of puns

I knew you'd weasel out of this!!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I can't come up with another animal pun.

Rats.