OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[elocomotive]

Four dogs in a Chinese restaurant

Good thing they didn't stop by the Korean place down the street.

 

[elocomotive]

Your Highlights Magazine search for the day. I saw this ad on Facebook today - there are 3 things wrong with it. Can you find all three?

 

[Slimpikins]

Cats are total self absorbed assholes. That's why we get along so well.

 

[forty_three]

Your Highlights Magazine search for the day. I saw this ad on Facebook today - there are 3 things wrong with it. Can you find all three?

1) He's not looking at the TV
2) No gamer has a girl that hot

Stumped on #3.

 

[Slimpikins]

1 - He's not facing the tv
2 - The TV isn't on
3 - She costs a whole hell of a lot more than $38

 

[jstewismybastardson]

1) He's not looking at the TV
2) No gamer has a girl that hot

Stumped on #3.

shes vacuuming with clothes on?

 

[forty_three]

Where the hell did that car come from?

 

[elocomotive]

1 - He's not facing the tv
2 - The TV isn't on
3 - She costs a whole hell of a lot more than $38

Slim wins!

 

[dash]

For 38 bucks, you can visit a holistic healer...

 

[elocomotive]

For 38 bucks, you can visit a holistic healer...

I guess either route you go, something ends up purple.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I guess we're assuming there is only 1 tv in that room right???

Im assuming IF those 2 in that ad are willing (or lazy enough) to pay someone to vacuum that tiny space, they probably have 2 tvs of overwhelming size in that micro-space

 

[Comeds]

That plant to the left of the TV is throwing the feng shui of the room off. Its obvioulsy affecting their chakras.

 

[forty_three]

Inappropriate laughter moment of the day...

A week ago, we got a laptop drive that had failed and they wanted us to recover the data from it. Pretty standard request. The drive shows up and the tech had written the user's name on it. He has bad handwriting, and all we can see is G<some gibberish>e. So I started referring to it as "Grimace's drive".

"Hey what do you have running in the recovery box?" "Grimace"
"Hey did you ever figure out the problem with Grimace?"
"Hey, I figured out why it wouldn't save Grimace's home directory. It's all done now."

So they sent us the new laptop and we put the data back on it. "Grimace is on the way up to get their laptop".

Yep. BIG black guy in a purple shirt knocks on the door. Got lemonade all over my shirt.

 

[dare2be]

That plant to the left of the TV is throwing the feng shui of the room off. Its obvioulsy affecting their chakras.

I dunno, she has some nice chakras.

 

[Darkstone42]

Not so much neat as absurd:

Crazy times, the 19th Century.

 

[forty_three]

Pointer Pointer by @StudioMoniker

 

[elocomotive]

This was pretty damn funny.

 

[dare2be]

English Isn't As Easy As You Think. This Guy Nails It.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

lol - I tried one time to explain to my folks what I do (I work with that German applications software product, you know the one where the Sharks play their home games). Anyway, they are happy knowing I do "computer programming stuff".