OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[pixburgher66]

some more CGY pics
Social media captures extent of damage in flooded Alberta - The Globe and Mail

The power of that...is just incredible. The water was moving at...well, a rapid's pace.

 

[puckhead]

super moon tonight
(tends to coincide with natural disasters. earthquakes, floods, etc)

 

[mooger_35]

Awesome

 

[dash]

Bubba should have fired his caddy on 16 and hired some kid from the gallery (lol):

 

[mattola]

truly

Awesome

 

[forty_three]

Went to look for highlights of the Dew Tour Legends of skateboarding highlights from last year.

The Ad Youtube decided to show me was for "AARP".

Fuck you, youtube. Fuck you.

 

[dash]

[youtube]Nq1M0MEB-W4[/youtube]

 

[forty_three]

^ She actually ducked.

 

[elocomotive]

It makes sense Matty - All the grades I've assigned Flames teams of late have been under 'C' level.

Poor residents of Calgary. Pretty epic flooding there.

Here's some great footage of the raging waters using a remote control helicopter...

 

[elocomotive]

^ She actually ducked.

Yeah, that... was... pathetic. The first time I can almost understand, but the second... .

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Kristi Gordon is good stuff .. they dont fuck around at Global BC when it comes to hiring weathergirls

Yvonne Schalle is a smokeshow iyam

so what if they are dim bulbs* ... tell me its sunny and show me your long legs


*remembering the time that Wesla Wong told Squire Barnes on the noontime news that he should know what Randene Neil tastes like since they were once married

 

[mattola]

Kristi Gordon is good stuff .. they dont fuck around at Global BC when it comes to hiring weathergirls

Yvonne Schalle is a smokeshow iyam

so what if they are dim bulbs* ... tell me its sunny and show me your long legs


*remembering the time that Wesla Wong told Squire Barnes on the noontime news that he should know what Randene Neil tastes like since they were once married

Im going to miss Wesla. I would love to drink with Sophie on a sidenote. its funny you get all these girls doing weather that can be a bit on the risky side then you have Mark Madryiga lol mr goodie two shoes

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Im going to miss Wesla. I would love to drink with Sophie on a sidenote. its funny you get all these girls doing weather that can be a bit on the risky side then you have Mark Madryiga lol mr goodie two shoes

one of the biggest things that my bro would get when someone found out he was in local media is "why does wesla dress so whore-like" lol true story

 

[mattola]

one of the biggest things that my bro would get when someone found out he was in local media is "why does wesla dress so whore-like" lol true story

you notice in the last few weeks before leaving global she was wearing old lady like clothes it was really bizzarre but holy that girl rocks the tight clothes

 

[forty_three]

I am going to need to see pictures.

You know. For science.

 

[elocomotive]

*remembering the time that Wesla Wong told Squire Barnes on the noontime news that he should know what Randene Neil tastes like since they were once married

That actually happened? Holy s.

 

[mattola]

I am going to need to see pictures.

You know. For science.

cant post any risky ones as you know the new rules here

actually cant find any really good ones online

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That actually happened? Holy s.

i guess i should tell the backstory (... insert cool story bro smilie here)


Squire is the sports guy Randene is the noon news anchor ... theyve had a running gag for years that they were once married but it just didnt work out (they are mocking the incestual type marriages amongst the local tv news personalities in this market - ie just from the two names mattola mentioned ... Wesla married a weatherman (now divorced) from a competing tv station - Sophie married a sports anchor from a competing tv station)

so they are doing this cooking segment with a chef from a local restaurant and he makes his dish and Randene and Squire are there to try the food and she ends up dipping her finger in the dish and squire licks it and to the chefs chagrin Squire says "i think this tastes like Randene" ... end segment ... toss it over to weather

cue Wesla ... "squire you were married to Randene once so shouldnt you already know what she tastes like"

you can hear what sounds like a full blown spit take in the background as she starts her weathercast

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i guess i should tell the backstory (... insert cool story bro smilie here)


Squire is the sports guy Randene is the noon news anchor ... theyve had a running gag for years that they were once married but it just didnt work out (they are mocking the incestual type marriages amongst the local tv news personalities in this market - ie just from the two names mattola mentioned ... Wesla married a weatherman (now divorced) from a competing tv station - Sophie married a sports anchor from a competing tv station)

so they are doing this cooking segment with a chef from a local restaurant and he makes his dish and Randene and Squire are there to try the food and she ends up dipping her finger in the dish and squire licks it and to the chefs chagrin Squire says "i think this tastes like Randene" ... end segment ... toss it over to weather

cue Wesla ... "squire you were married to Randene once so shouldnt you already know what she tastes like"

you can hear what sounds like a full blown spit take in the background as she starts her weathercast

not the way i remembered it ... lol ... i was way off ... but to be fair it could have happened
twice




An update from yesterday's Adopt-a-Pet and the dog that practically licked Randene Neill's makeup off and this little gem from Wesla Wong, as a segue to the weather, after Squire Barnes made a remark. To paraphrase, it went something like this:

Wesla Wong: "And Squire, in your promos, don't you say you were once married to Randene, so you'd know what she tasted like!"

Cue Squire killing himself laughing, Randene ticked off and telling either Wesla, Squire or both to not say another word and Wesla looking befuddled, as they end the program.

 

[elocomotive]

cue Wesla ... "squire you were married to Randene once so shouldnt you already know what she tastes like"

you can hear what sounds like a full blown spit take in the background as she starts her weathercast

LOL! Okay, in context it makes a little more sense, but man is that a ballsy comment for the evening news...

because of the implication.