OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[dash]

Naheed Nenshi is the man - I hope he decides to run for another term as mayor of Calgary.

 

[forty_three]

"@CBCLorenda Calgary mayor @nenshi makes a joke in his speech in Toronto about his coke habit. Says it's actually a Diet Coke habit."

So you're saying that in order to be a Mayor in Canada you have to be clinically insane?

sign me up.

 

[mattola]

ok so I am a total asshole.. most people probably think that anyway. Joe Torres daughter saved a baby falling out a window. she is a hero I grant her that I REALLY do I think its amazing

but when CNN used this picture on the front page. I fucking did a WHOA and dont be judging me. I already did that. but anyways well done on the saving...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^gotta admit ... this is why i married out of my nationality

 

[Dacks]

When you're so goddamn lazy you actually make more work for yourself:

 

[esls79]

When you're so goddamn lazy you actually make more work for yourself:

That dude is batting close to .500 - those are hall of fame numbers if you ask me

 

[forty_three]

PTOO

 

[Darkstone42]

 

[elocomotive]

Lol.

Ugh, I hate bottled water. I drink tap all the time. You know what it tastes like? Water!

When I was younger, people didn't have to... oh no, I'm sounding like Dash and Boss.

 

[Darkstone42]

Don't worry, eloco, I'm a young man and feel the same way.

 

[elocomotive]

Don't worry, eloco, I'm a young man and feel the same way.

You have an old soul, D'stone. And yes, that's a compliment.

 

[Darkstone42]

You have an old soul, D'stone. And yes, that's a compliment.

Thanks, eloco, I've been cultivating it in some sort of accelerated time chamber to achieve the effect.

 

[elocomotive]

Thanks, eloco, I've been cultivating it in some sort of accelerated time chamber to achieve the effect.

How did I know there would be some kind of scientific explanation.

Haha, I actually just walked down the hall and my hip is hurting a little. Enjoy the old soul, this old body needs rest.

Peace!

 

[Darkstone42]

I have also discovered that whoselineonline.org has full episodes of Whose Line is it Anyway. All of them, I think.

Have fun with that!

 

[Darkstone42]

How did I know there would be some kind of scientific explanation.

Haha, I actually just walked down the hall and my hip is hurting a little. Enjoy the old soul, this old body needs rest.

Peace!

Try not to wake up six or seven times to go to the bathroom!

 

[johnnytata]

i ate too many fucking jelly beans tonight and now my fucking mouth hurts.


shit i shoulda just got drunk instead...

 

[forty_three]

i ate too many fucking jelly beans tonight and now my fucking mouth hurts.


shit i shoulda just soaked the jelly beans n vodka instead...

FTFY

 

[Comeds]

shit i shoulda just soaked the jelly beans n vodka and inserted them in my ass...

isnt that what the college kids are doing now? Or what some gullible segments of the media think college students are doing now?

Anal Beans.

 

[mattola]

i ate too many fucking jelly beans tonight and now my fucking mouth hurts.


shit i shoulda just got drunk instead...

Jelly Bellys?

 

[Comeds]

Candy Beans if you are a Bluth.