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This is pretty sad...


The fact that people helped the "hot chick" is pretty funny, though.
 
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Speaking of racism... I'm playing call of duty right now, some quotes from some morons...

-"Obama isn't even African American, he's a muslim." :L
-"If something like The Purge ever really happened, it would be awesome and I would shoot Obama and it would be considered self defense because he has murdered my family members." :L
-"Man, I just need a blow job right now." :L

I hate my country sometimes. So many fucking morons who are so uneducated.
 

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Speaking of racism... I'm playing call of duty right now, some quotes from some morons...

-"Obama isn't even African American, he's a muslim." :L
-"If something like The Purge ever really happened, it would be awesome and I would shoot Obama and it would be considered self defense because he has murdered my family members." :L
-"Man, I just need a blow job right now." :L

I hate my country sometimes. So many fucking morons who are so willingly uneducated.

FTFY
 

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I am going to post this on Kickstarter but want to give you all the first opportunity to join this endeavor. Its a movie that will really be noticed.

The teaser trailer opens:

Soft breeze blowing through the trees, camera pans to a nice wooded lot where an older but well kept house is situated. A couple pulls up, smile and lean into each other as like what they see. A neighbors curtain moves as if someone is watching them.

Inside the house the realtor is baking cookies and lighting candles all around the house. Too many candles? She is also putting music on in multiple rooms. Too loud of music?

A quick montage of the small group looking around the house. Cut to the realtor and couple smiling and having a glass of wine. The couple whispers smiles and says to the realtor, "I think we'd like to make an offer." The realtor smiles but suddenly a look of revulsion passes over her face.

"Lets go to the kitchen", she says.

In the kitchen amongst the candles and fresh baked cookies the realtor is relaxed. As she prepares the paperwork the wife of the couple opens the window which blows out the candles and at the same time the CD ends. The realtor panics but its too late!

The silence is filled by the unmistakeable sound of someone passing gas, immediately all three of the people are fanning their noses and relighting the candles.

"Honey, whats wrong with you?", the wife asks.

"Oh don't act like it wasn't you by blaming me" he answers. The couple begin to argue.

The realtor interrupts, "It wasn't either of you!".

The look at her accusingly, but she shakes her head.

"No, it wasnt me either. It was.....(her chin quivers) a....(tears appear)..it was a ghost fart."

Ghost Fart, coming soon to a theater near you. Horror has a new smell!, Ghost Fart.
 

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I am going to post this on Kickstarter but want to give you all the first opportunity to join this endeavor. Its a movie that will really be noticed.

The teaser trailer opens:

Soft breeze blowing through the trees, camera pans to a nice wooded lot where an older but well kept house is situated. A couple pulls up, smile and lean into each other as like what they see. A neighbors curtain moves as if someone is watching them.

Inside the house the realtor is baking cookies and lighting candles all around the house. Too many candles? She is also putting music on in multiple rooms. Too loud of music?

A quick montage of the small group looking around the house. Cut to the realtor and couple smiling and having a glass of wine. The couple whispers smiles and says to the realtor, "I think we'd like to make an offer." The realtor smiles but suddenly a look of revulsion passes over her face.

"Lets go to the kitchen", she says.

In the kitchen amongst the candles and fresh baked cookies the realtor is relaxed. As she prepares the paperwork the wife of the couple opens the window which blows out the candles and at the same time the CD ends. The realtor panics but its too late!

The silence is filled by the unmistakeable sound of someone passing gas, immediately all three of the people are fanning their noses and relighting the candles.

"Honey, whats wrong with you?", the wife asks.

"Oh don't act like it wasn't you by blaming me" he answers. The couple begin to argue.

The realtor interrupts, "It wasn't either of you!".

The look at her accusingly, but she shakes her head.

"No, it wasnt me either. It was.....(her chin quivers) a....(tears appear)..it was a ghost fart."

Ghost Fart, coming soon to a theater near you. Horror has a new smell!, Ghost Fart.

I can't tell if this will be the greatest thing ever or if it will be a financial and cultural disaster. Regardless, I'm writing you a check for $50,000 to get you started, maybe help spread the word.
 

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don't you hate it when you are stuck on the tarmac, with nothing to do?
oh wait, it's the Philadelphia Orchestra to the rescue

 
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I will pass!
 
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is this the Maple Ridge thread?


@ScanBC: MapleRidge reports a Beaver is the suspect after it knocked over a tree on power line causing brush fire
 

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