OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[forty_three]

scuse me while i speak cdn, eh

my friend lives about 1 km from Coquitlam Centre ... they had their garage broken into and a pressure washer was stolen aboot a month ago ... saturday night, his wife heard a noise outside and she looked out the window and told my friend it looked like a guy wearing all black was trying to break in again

he went out the basement door with a hockey stick in hand ... motion sensor light goes on as he walks toward the shed

yard lights up

bear


... moral of the story ... never listen to your wife

Crikey!

/amidoinitrite?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Good story.

fixed some of the translation for ya.

thanks ... my bad

I also said "shed" where i meant igloo and "garage" when i actually meant salmon smoking hut

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

thanks ... my bad

I also said "shed" where i meant igloo and "garage" when i actually meant salmon smoking hut

You did say "guy" instead of hoser too.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You did say "guy" instead of hoser too.

yes i did ... i also implied that we have electricity up here

 

[xalbox]

What? I'm not gonna rep any shot at Marchand? Right, the guy in the $3,000 suit isn't going to enjoy that. Come on!!!

for the Arrested Development reference

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Good story.

fixed some of the translation for ya.

So, if it were a brown bear would your friend have been so suspicious? Bearism.

Shoulda gone with polar bear in that joke. Works on too levels, the bearism and Canada.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Good story.

fixed some of the translation for ya.

So, if it were a brown bear would your friend have been so suspicious? Bearism.

Shoulda gone with polar bear in that joke. Works on too levels, the bearism and Canada.

no i thought what eloco did there worked well

so much so that i went to google images and searched for "brown bear at indian circus wearing turban and kirpan"

 

[mattola]

 

[elocomotive]

no i thought what eloco did there worked well

so much so that i went to google images and searched for "brown bear at indian circus wearing turban and kirpan"

Huh, I had assumed the brown bears were the Mexicans in this exercise. Interesting. Clearly the caribou would be the Asians.... huh, except caribou navigate really well, so that doesn't work...

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[elocomotive]

"Afterwards, the guy in the back felt really bad for yelling to his friend "hey Chuck, you too stupid to walk through a revolving door?"

 

[elocomotive]

Before an editorial correction, the Charlotte Observer had the following headline yesterday:

Charlotte-area contestants fail to make spelling be semifinals



I don't think they'll be winning the Hyphen Olympics anytime soon either.

 

[puckhead]

Henrik, can I have a word?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Before an editorial correction, the Charlotte Observer had the following headline yesterday:

Charlotte-area contestants fail to make spelling be semifinals



I don't think they'll be winning the Hyphen Olympics anytime soon either.

lol
stupid rednecks can't even spell "bea"









cue IPS avatar

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Henrik, can I have a word?

It looks like his response was an angry, chewbacca-like noise

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Henrik, can I have a word?

Nothing to do with the game. He just saw that it was Pierre and made the right decision.

 

[IPostedWhat]

cue IPS avatar

 

[dare2be]

LMAO

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

The Security door by Venus Flytrap Corp.

Seriously, WTF happened?

Before an editorial correction, the Charlotte Observer had the following headline yesterday:

Charlotte-area contestants fail to make spelling be semifinals



I don't think they'll be winning the Hyphen Olympics anytime soon either.

HEY! YOU YANKEES NEED TO STOP PICKIN ON THE GOD FEARING PEOPLE OF REAL 'MURICA!

WE KNOW IT'S SPELT "FALE". IT WAS A JOKE!