OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[dash]

Even so, I think I'll just use the ATM machine next time.

Man, WW has built up quite a nest egg

 

[forty_three]

When you are following a recipe and realize you don't have an ingredient... STOP. Do not "improvise".

Because I don't give a shit how things were done in "your day" - OLIVE OIL DOES NOT BELONG IN BROWNIES!

Happy birthday, honey! The brownies you asked for taste like SHIT!

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

When I have to actually go into a bank and there's plenty of people working at the bank, but there's only two teller windows open.

Bank at TD Bank by any chance? Sounds like the shitty company I work for. lol

Even so, I think I'll just use the ATM machine next time.

You know you're always welcomed here.

 

[pixburgher66]

When you are following a recipe and realize you don't have an ingredient... STOP. Do not "improvise".

Because I don't give a shit how things were done in "your day" - OLIVE OIL DOES NOT BELONG IN BROWNIES!

Happy birthday, honey! The brownies you asked for taste like SHIT!

Oils aren't really interchangable. Heck just mixing up canola/veggie/etc up can affect taste quite a bit.

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

People who WALK UP to the drive through at my bank and think i'm going to help them. It's called a fucking DRIVE THROUGH for a reason!

Nobody understands it's a safety hazard for their life. Poeple come flying through these things all the time.

 

[esls79]

What is the exchange rate on canola oil these days - last I checked it was around 89%.

 

[forty_three]

"Back in my day we just made do with what we had."

"We do that here in the future, too. And one thing we have is called a grocery store. There's one a mile that way. Where I am going now, to get oil. And all the other ingredients for brownies. Again".

 

[dash]

Other cooking/baking tips:

Baking powder <> Baking sugar

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

As my Grandma would have said...those brownies could feed a family of 4 in Africa for a week. EAT THEM.

 

[pixburgher66]

Other cooking/baking tips:

Baking powder <> Baking sugar

Baking sugar? There's a specific sugar for baking? Or did you mean soda? That's a mistake I made once when I was like 10 baking something. Man those were bad cookies.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

(Yes, she lived through the Great Depression)

 

[forty_three]

As my Grandma would have said...those brownies could feed a family of 4 in Africa for a week. EAT THEM.

well, give me an address and I will mail them in the morning.

 

[dash]

Baking sugar? There's a specific sugar for baking? Or did you mean soda? That's a mistake I made once when I was like 10 baking something. Man those were bad cookies.

at me - Good catch, pix, should have been soda.

 

[dash]

well, give me an address and I will mail them in the morning.

Please route to:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

 

[forty_three]

Please route to:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

I would get jailed for attempted poisoning. They are THAT bad.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

well, give me an address and I will mail them in the morning.

Before I do, would you like to win a million dollars for free? Please send $1,000 via credit card (just to make sure it's really you) to: [email protected].

 

[forty_three]

Even so, I think I'll just use the ATM machine next time.

You like using Automated Teller Machine Machines? When you have to enter your Personal Identification Number Number?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You like using Automated Teller Machine Machines? When you have to enter your Personal Identification Number Number?

I am reminded of the old joke where a guy comes across a dog playing chess with its master in the park.

"That's the most extraordinary thing I have ever seen!" says the passerby.

"Oh he's not that special," replies the dog's owner. "He's only won 3 games out of the last 10."

 

[forty_three]

There used to be a commercial for a computer training place that was on the radio all the time. It advertised "Cisco CCNA Certified Network Associate and Microsoft MCSE Certified Systems Engineer Certifications"

I always heard "Cisco Cisco Certified Network Associate Certified Network Associate and Microsoft Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer Certified Systems Engineer Certifications".

 

[Darkstone42]

Reviewer #1.