OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[forty_three]

And I also don't understand when the constitutional amendment that said that every product sold in stores had to have a picture of one of those bearded retards on it.

I didn't even know ZZ Top was still together.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

You'd think a guy that works around so many beards would be way more accepting of homosexuality. #DuckDynasty

 

[Comeds]

And I also don't understand when the constitutional amendment that said that every product sold in stores had to have a picture of one of those bearded retards on it.

I didn't even know ZZ Top was still together.

C'mon, thats uncalled for. I dont think ZZ Top desereved that.

 

[LALakersboy24.7]

Dont worry, Sarah Palin is on the case!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdftnFjQfzs]Sarah Palin ABC Gibson Interview - Russia is our neighbor! - YouTube[/ame]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

And I also don't understand when the constitutional amendment that said that every product sold in stores had to have a picture of one of those bearded retards on it.

I didn't even know ZZ Top was still together.

C'mon, thats uncalled for. I dont think ZZ Top desereved that.

Went looking for the Simpsons clip where Bart thinks the Rabbis are ZZ Top. Couldn't find it in English, but:

 

[mattola]

This may have appeared earlier in the thread, but it popped up again today with the Duck Dynasty hicks.

People who can't figure out that Freedom of Speech applies to the government or a government sponsored institution only and NOT to private companies and other citizens.

The guy got asked a question and he responded. Fine. A&E - his employer - found his remarks unpleasant and potentially harmful to their business, so they've suspended him from the show. And people are going off about his Freedom of Speech being violated. It drives me nuts.

this made me laugh from George Takei


Oh Myyy
5 hours ago
Being upset that Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has those viewpoints is like complaining that an outhouse smells like crap.

 

[dash]

Being upset that Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has those viewpoints is like complaining that an outhouse smells like crap.

 

[mattola]

lol that is a great gif


but have you seen this one

 

[dash]

Sulu would kick Wesley Crusher's ass 9 ways to Sunday...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

lol that is a great gif


but have you seen this one

yikes ... things just suddenly got awkward in the office

 

[mattola]

Sulu would kick Wesley Crusher's ass 9 ways to Sunday...

shut up wesley

yikes ... things just suddenly got awkward in the office

ewwwww

 

[lhagen931]

people who park in the fire lane.....ughhhhhh

 

[Darkstone42]

Getting suddenly very close together mass peaks in my mass spec and not having any idea why... It's like the entire spectrum is squeezing together.

 

[mattola]

Getting suddenly very close together mass peaks in my mass spec and not having any idea why... It's like the entire spectrum is squeezing together.

 

[mattola]

Getting suddenly very close together mass peaks in my mass spec and not having any idea why... It's like the entire spectrum is squeezing together.

are you..



are you...


are you... The Doctor?

 

[Darkstone42]

are you..



are you...


are you... The Doctor?

I have a time of flight mass spectrometer (TOF-MS) I use to separate and mass-select ions for my experiments. You accelerate the ions to some kinetic energy, and they separate in time by mass. Usually, I get about 1 microsecond separation of peaks 1 amu apart in mass, but now I have five or six peaks per microsecond, and I don't know which peak is which ion because they're all at the wrong times.

I also need big TOF gaps to avoid contamination in my photoelectron spectra of ions I don't want to study.

So basically, I can't do my research until I get this issue sorted out.

Which means I'll only be a candidate to be a doctor until I get it fixed and can actually do my dissertation research.

 

[dare2be]

I have a time of flight mass spectrometer (TOF-MS) I use to separate and mass-select ions for my experiments. You accelerate the ions to some kinetic energy, and they separate in time by mass. Usually, I get about 1 microsecond separation of peaks 1 amu apart in mass, but now I have five or six peaks per microsecond, and I don't know which peak is which ion because they're all at the wrong times.

I also need big TOF gaps to avoid contamination in my photoelectron spectra of ions I don't want to study.

So basically, I can't do my research until I get this issue sorted out.

Which means I'll only be a candidate to be a doctor until I get it fixed and can actually do my dissertation research.

Yeah, Christmas Mass with all those ions packed together in a tight space and time seeming to run in the magnitude of eons...that drives me fucking crazy, too. At least I can usually get 5 or 6 peeks per prayer at the woman in front of me.

 

[Vadered]

I have a time of flight mass spectrometer (TOF-MS) I use to separate and mass-select ions for my experiments. You accelerate the ions to some kinetic energy, and they separate in time by mass. Usually, I get about 1 microsecond separation of peaks 1 amu apart in mass, but now I have five or six peaks per microsecond, and I don't know which peak is which ion because they're all at the wrong times.

I also need big TOF gaps to avoid contamination in my photoelectron spectra of ions I don't want to study.

So basically, I can't do my research until I get this issue sorted out.

Which means I'll only be a candidate to be a doctor until I get it fixed and can actually do my dissertation research.

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the tachyon fields?

 

[dash]

Sounds like Darkstone needs a new flux capacitor...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the tachyon fields?

And cross the fucking streams???????

No way would you attempt to do that without a flux capacitor that has an output tolerance of at least 1.21gigawatts.