OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[forty_three]

As a general note - it's going to be increasingly hard to be President because WAY too big a deal is made of WAY too many things. I think that goes to your larger point, 43.

Yeah, every president does things that make most people say "WTF?", but in today's connected world where any doofus with a keyboard can vomit out anything they please and call it journalism and get every other doofus behind their keyboards to regurgitate it, it seems so much worse.

c'est la vie

 

[elocomotive]

c'est la vie

President 43 loves France!!

He's not a true American!!

 

[forty_three]

President 43 loves France!!

He's not a true American!!

I was speaking Canadian-ish.

 

[dash]

Well, 43 himself has admitted that he should have been Canadian, the stork lost its bearings mid-flight.

/He walks amongst Americans, like Mike Myers and Monty Hall.

 

[elocomotive]

Well, 43 himself has admitted that he should have been Canadian, the stork lost its bearings mid-flight.

/He walks amongst Americans, like Mike Myers and Monty Hall.

How do you guys do it so we don't notice? You splash a little maple syrup on the neck in the morning?

Wait... no... it'd have to be your bull...

 

[forty_three]

Well, 43 himself has admitted that he should have been Canadian, the stork lost its bearings mid-flight.

/He walks amongst Americans, like Mike Myers and Monty Hall.

This is a true fact.

And a lot of people believe it, and I never correct them. I actually had a boss that I worked for for 9 months that actually believed it. During a cold snap, in a meeting in front of like 50 people she said "But he's used to it since he was born in Canada".

I waited until after the meeting to correct it. My co-workers were dying.

How do you guys do it so we don't notice? You splash a little maple syrup on the neck in the morning?

Wait... no... it'd have to be your bull...

We talk all 'murican-like. And pretend we don't know much 'bout history.




And we put real beer in those bud cans.

 

[dash]

How do you guys do it so we don't notice? You splash a little maple syrup on the neck in the morning?

Wait... no... it'd have to be your bull...

lol

 

[elocomotive]

And we put real beer in those bud cans.

Nice!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dare2be]

That is so...no.

 

[detroit_schlegs]

1. Driving behind school buses on single lane roads when I'm trying to get to work, especially the ones that stop at every friggin' street.
2. The drivers who slow down well before a traffic light when it is green, apparently so they can catch it going red, then restart again from being stopped, so that they can again slow down for the next green light, while the number of cars behind them is multiplying to great proportions.
3. The drivers who drive at a snails pace, where, if you walked backwards, you'd be faster. Then, when you look in your mirror, the number of cars behind you resembles the number of cars in the funeral motorcade of a dignitary.

 

[ChicagoIrish]

1. Driving behind school buses on single lane roads when I'm trying to get to work, especially the ones that stop at every friggin' street.
2. The drivers who slow down well before a traffic light when it is green, apparently so they can catch it going red, then restart again from being stopped, so that they can again slow down for the next green light, while the number of cars behind them is multiplying to great proportions.
3. The drivers who drive at a snails pace, where, if you walked backwards, you'd be faster. Then, when you look in your mirror, the number of cars behind you resembles the number of cars in the funeral motorcade of a dignitary.

Lost me

 

[ChicagoIrish]

I'm sure this has been posted before but CANCER - Just found out that my sister (who's already gone through one bout with this bastard) is headed for round two.

Fuck Cancer . My Sister is still battling that fucker.

Best wishes to both of your families. Hope all turns out well!

 

[mattola]

Best wishes to both of your families. Hope all turns out well!

thanks CI

 

[elocomotive]

1. Driving behind school buses on single lane roads when I'm trying to get to work, especially the ones that stop at every friggin' street.
2. The drivers who slow down well before a traffic light when it is green, apparently so they can catch it going red, then restart again from being stopped, so that they can again slow down for the next green light, while the number of cars behind them is multiplying to great proportions.
3. The drivers who drive at a snails pace, where, if you walked backwards, you'd be faster. Then, when you look in your mirror, the number of cars behind you resembles the number of cars in the funeral motorcade of a dignitary.

I think we culd have a whole thread on drive you nuts thingss just on bad driveers. Sorry for the speelling errors - its tough to post while driving.

 

[Comeds]

Sexual Harassment Thursdays.

 

[mattola]

Mandela memorial interpreter asks forgiveness, calls himself champion - CNN.com

 

[dash]

Sexual Harassment Thursdays.

Somebody giving you the Demi Moore treatment, comeds?

 

[Comeds]

Somebody giving you the Demi Moore treatment, comeds?

I dont want to talk about it!

I knew my aftershave Aqua Velveeta was a bad choice. Its irresistable!

 

[dash]

I knew my aftershave Aqua Velveeta was a bad choice. Its irresistable!

You keep crackers in your office desk, don't you?