OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[Cyder]

I was on the Long Island Railroad Sunday and I heard a clicking noise. I look over and a woman across the aisle was clipping her toenails. Who the fuck clips their toenails on a train?

 

[forty_three]

Conspiracy theorists who turn everything into a paranoid fantasy for themselves.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I was on the Long Island Railroad Sunday and I heard a clicking noise. I look over and a woman across the aisle was clipping her toenails. Who the fuck clips their toenails on a train?

LIRR passengers.

I've heard horror stories about greater NY public transit. This is unsurprising in the least.

 

[dash]

Who the fuck clips their toenails on a train?

Hobos

 

[pixburgher66]

Conspiracy theorists who turn everything into a paranoid fantasy for themselves.

#FoxNewsFacts

 

[Comeds]

Hobos are clipping their nails on public transport in an attempt to spread illness forcing you to take the governments new indoctrination vaccination! #foxnewsfacts
What this means for your weekend, coming up next!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

no ... this isnt from the Onion ... its real

Saudi cleric issues fatwa on snowmen | World news | The Guardian

Munajjid had some supporters however. “It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism,”





we used to be best buddies
and now we're not
I wish you would tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
do you wanna fuck a snowmannnnnnn
go away anna
ok byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

 

[Comeds]

I.....like...snowmen I cannot lie
Other inanimate objects I can deny
But when I see three balls stacked really really tall
I get a warmness in my thighs

 

[Darkstone42]

no ... this isnt from the Onion ... its real

Saudi cleric issues fatwa on snowmen | World news | The Guardian

Munajjid had some supporters however. “It (building snowmen) is imitating the infidels, it promotes lustiness and eroticism,”





we used to be best buddies
and now we're not
I wish you would tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
do you wanna fuck a snowmannnnnnn
go away anna
ok byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

Clearly, Saudi snowmen are much more promiscuous than American snowmen.

 

[dash]

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Saudi brown
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Until the local cleric comes to town

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I.....like...snowmen I cannot lie
Other inanimate objects I can deny
But when I see three balls stacked really really tall
I get a warmness in my thighs

is that a corn cob pipe in your pants comeds?

 

[elocomotive]

I.....like...snowmen I cannot lie
Other inanimate objects I can deny
But when I see three balls stacked really really tall
I get a warmness in my thighs

Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause I used the whole snowdrift
He had coals for eyes and I pair it
With a nose I made from a carrot

So ladies, if the snow is round,
And you want a triple stacked snow mound,
Dial 1-900-FROZENSNOT
And kick them nasty thoughts

 

[forty_three]

Clearly, Saudi snowmen are much more promiscuous than American snowmen.

And a hell of a lot stronger. American snowmen wouldn't last five minutes in the Saudi heat.

 

[Comeds]

is that a corn cob pipe in your pants comeds?

That's the story I am sticking to.

 

[dare2be]

is that a corn cob pipe in your pants comeds?

You hit the nose on the button.

 

[DevilishWon]

I was on the Long Island Railroad Sunday and I heard a clicking noise. I look over and a woman across the aisle was clipping her toenails. Who the fuck clips their toenails on a train?

Long Islanders apparently

 

[Darkstone42]

And a hell of a lot stronger. American snowmen wouldn't last five minutes in the Saudi heat.

What are they making them out of?

 

[dare2be]

What are they making them out of?

Sand and oil, what else?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Conspiracy theorists who turn everything into a paranoid fantasy for themselves.

You would only have said this if there was indeed a sasquatch in the grassy knoll.

Anyone who has done just a little bit of historical research knows that the Martians thought we were getting a little too close for comfort with our new fangled space program and that they hired a yeti to kill JFK. This is why the moon landing was completely fabricated - to appease the Martians.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

2600!