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OT: Jokes and Riddles thread
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Rm and daughter binge watched TV show wednesdsy today... i asked what will you watch tomorrow? Thursday 
Also watched a movie heavy on Canadian references tonight... what does schooch your goose mean?
Also watched a movie heavy on Canadian references tonight... what does schooch your goose mean?
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!!!!!!
Too many cheetahs!!!!!!
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It's a polite Canadian way to tell someone to move their ass
keep your stick on the ice....
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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
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What did the man with five penises say?
These pants fit like a glove.
These pants fit like a glove.
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I know this one. The doctor was the man’s father.
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Q: How do you get down off an elephant?
A: You don't, you get down off a duck.
A: You don't, you get down off a duck.
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Q. What did the dung beetle say to the bartender?
A. Is this stool taken?
A. Is this stool taken?
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I have been trying te set that joke up at home for years.
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