OT: Jokes and Riddles thread

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Q. Why are there pop-tarts but no mom-tarts?

A. It's because of the pastry-archy.

 

[jarntt]

5 years later and not one funny joke...

 

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5 years later and not one funny joke...

 

[MilkSpiller22]

why are prostitutes not allowed to visit an inmate when the inmate is set free

Answer: You dont end a sentence with a proposition

 

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[KennyBanyeah]

Some might say that's the name for tighty whiteys.

 

[forty_three]

Some might say that's the name for tighty whiteys.

Interestingly, that exact episone is on right now.

 

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Steve would be a welcome addition to this board...

 

[puckhead]

Steve would be a welcome addition to this board...

his own fault - shoulda committed to the bit and started drooling

 

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[sbb122]

Why did the Buffalo Sabres not win a cup in the 90’s?


Because their defense Šmehlík like Zhitnik.

 

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Why did the Buffalo Sabres not win a cup in the 90’s?


Because their defense Šmehlík like Zhitnik.

Their goalie was Puppa as well.

/At least for a couple of years in the 90's.

 

[buffhockey]

Their goalie was Puppa as well.

/At least for a couple of years in the 90's.

That's AU31 Puppa

 

[buffhockey]

A farmer’s wife left him after she found him having sex with one of the ponies after she went to sleep.





It was her worst fucking night mare.

 

[mattola]

Why did the Buffalo Sabres not win a cup in the 90’s?


Because their defense Šmehlík like Zhitnik.

 

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