OT: Holy shit, I need to go to Russia ASAP

[SLY]

I was surfing through CNN garbage, then I saw this. She can spy on me anytime.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/world/2010/12/31/chance.russia.star.spy.cnn

 

[pixburgher66]

Well...we know how she got information out of diplomats.

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[Darkstone42]

Well...we know how she got information out of diplomats.

Baked them cakes?

I'm a sucker for cake.

 

[SLY]

Baked them cakes?

I'm a sucker for cake.

only if she pops up naked out of it. if not, forget the cake. Probably poisoned coming from a russian spy.

 

[puckhead]

there's nudie pics of here out there on the intertubes.
fwiw.

 

[Darkstone42]

only if she pops up naked out of it. if not, forget the cake. Probably poisoned coming from a russian spy.

If you're dead, you can't give out information. Now, if you're fat and happy from cake, you might be more willing to. Of course, seduction would work on most heterosexual male ambassadors, but cake is certainly more universal. You know, for homosexual male ambassadors and heterosexual female ambassadors.

And me.

 

[mattola]

yeah shes hot.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

lol @ all the males in the audience pretending they're listening to the conversation.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Meh...been to Russia. Most of them are not like that.

 

[elocomotive]

yeah shes hot.

She looks like a Russian Jennifer Aniston.

 

[SLY]

She looks like a Russian Jennifer Aniston.

Mmmmm... Yes.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Jeff, first it's soccer, now it's hot communist women spies...I thought you were a die-hard American patriot.

 

[SLY]

Lol, I've been a soccer fan/player my whole life... how is that un-American? And... well she is fucking gorgeous. Communist spy, KGB, whatever... I'll take her in a heartbeat.

 

[Automattic]

Dasvidaniya...You got your 3 favorite KHL teams picked out already?

























lol. That shit was funny right there...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And Jeff wonders why we stopped giving him US Government Nuclear secrets.

 

[SLY]

Is that what was in those envelopes? Shit, I just kept handing them to this hot chick with a hot eastern european accent for sex... oh well.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Oh well. Even though you've doomed us all, it was for a good cause. I'll be in my fallout shelter if anyone needs me.

 

[SLY]

lol