OT: HEAVY MOTHERFUCKIN' METAL

[Jared]

Leave it to a Penguin fan to post some fairy shit in a Metal thread...

I find my musical selection just as awful as yours. I'm just screwin' with you man. Sorry to highjack your thread, couldn't resist...

 

[SLY]

I find my musical selection just as awful as yours. I'm just screwin' with you man. Sorry to highjack your thread, couldn't resist...

Keine ursache...

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Sorry your ears cant handle the greatness that is extreme metal.

 

[TOX1]

Sorry your ears cant handle the greatness that is extreme metal.

LMBO!!

 

[TOX1]

I'm leaving this -- Rockstar Mayhem Festival 2011 -- up as one of my tabs until tix go on sale.

3 of my sons are already psyched and ready to go!!

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Another great band that doesn't take itself too seriously (quite the opposite actually), complete with ridiculous video:

 

[SLY]

Who is it? Work blocks youtube.

 

[Comeds]

I love the names of some of the bands here. Some of them try so hard to have a tough sounding name.

 

[SLY]

I think its cause everything is taken.

 

[SLY]

I was gonna do a grindcore band one time named Morning After Breakfast Special. Grindcore names are always retarded.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Who is it? Work blocks youtube.

Ouch.

It's Austrian Death Machine.

 

[SLY]

Oh, lol, yea thats the singer from As I Lay Dying.

 

[KillerVee]

Austrian Death Machine is a total rip-off or ArnoCorps. ArnoCorps does it better and has done it longer!

 

[SLY]

Austrian Death Machine is a total rip-off or ArnoCorps. ArnoCorps does it better and has done it longer!

I'll have to check em out... Although I think I will still like Austrian Death Machine more... It should still be funny.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Austrian Death Machine is a total rip-off or ArnoCorps. ArnoCorps does it better and has done it longer!

Longer yes, but I think one could debate the better aspect.

I like ADM's sound better and I like the way they put it together better.

 

[KillerVee]

I'll have to check em out... Although I think I will still like Austrian Death Machine more... It should still be funny.

ArnoCorps *is* funny. They are a metal band that names all their songs after Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. They perform in army fatigues and face paint just like in Predator and they speak with fake Austrian accents at all times.

They filed a class action lawsuit on behalf of the Austrian people claiming that Hollywood was stealing old Austrian mythology and folklore for their action movies. They're ridiculous!

ArnoCorps - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I haven't really read this thread, so excuse me if this was posted already... but I just stumbled across it on the AV Club. It's pretty cool, IMO, so enjoy.

Map of Metal

 

[SLY]

To my fellow metalheads on SportsHoopla... This could possibly be my new favorite current band. The way they blend melodic death metal and thrash is brilliant. That paired with their musicianship is just... WOW!

 

[TOX1]

That's pretty bad ass Jeff.

I will have to give them a closer look. Thanks bro!


"Lead guitarist Josh Middleton was quoted as saying on an interview with About.com:

"The foundation of our sound is old school Bay Area thrash. We don't downtune and we don't play breakdowns. We do like to incorporate lots of different metal styles and textures into our music. We like make all of our songs really epic. We like progressive stuff, brutal stuff and melodic stuff." - Wikipedia

Sylosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[WestEndVol]

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WAKE UP!!!

 

[SLY]

That's pretty bad ass Jeff.

I will have to give them a closer look. Thanks bro!


"Lead guitarist Josh Middleton was quoted as saying on an interview with About.com:

"The foundation of our sound is old school Bay Area thrash. We don't downtune and we don't play breakdowns. We do like to incorporate lots of different metal styles and textures into our music. We like make all of our songs really epic. We like progressive stuff, brutal stuff and melodic stuff." - Wikipedia

Sylosis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dude! He plays the lead guitar work as well! That is amazing... I have a hard enough time just doing the backing shouts in my band.

Lol, Jack I have no idea how I am awake right now. I came home, ook a nap for 3 hours so I could sleep time and return to a normal sleep schedule. Wont be doing that again for a while...