OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[Eddie_Shack]

 

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I guess too many John Winger's and Russell Ziskey's are enlisting...

Out-of-shape soldiers a 'national threat': Obesity expert | Canada | News | Calgary Sun

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Mojo's piano bar apologizes to patron allegedly turned away for wearing metallic gold shorts | MLive.com

Probably best you just read the headline..

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

That gif is definitely Solid Snake approved

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I guess too many John Winger's and Russell Ziskey's are enlisting...

Out-of-shape soldiers a 'national threat': Obesity expert | Canada | News | Calgary Sun

All the healthy athletic Canadians become hockey players?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Saanich police search for rogue landscaper that planted marijuana in medians

gotta be these guys!!!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

rogue landscaper... sent from the future... and he's white.

 

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Rub-a-dub-dub let's set sail in a tub...

Men who reportedly sailed bathtub down Fraser River made "bad decision": coast guard

 

[jstewismybastardson]

rogue landscaper... sent from the future... and he's white.

If your landscaper is white its a sure sign youre paying too much for landscaping

 

[puckhead]

well that's not good

Dog eats paralyzed man's genitals | Mail Online



I do like that the hospital he was taken to was Saint Bernards

 

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The Juice gets parole on some charges, still serving time on other charges.

O.J. Simpson granted parole on some charges

 

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The Juice gets parole on some charges, still serving time on other charges.

O.J. Simpson granted parole on some charges

I read this and thought 'I wonder what ever happened to that white Bronco.' Sort of a "Where Are They Now?" kinda question.

Turns out you can rent it in Connecticut. That and some other odd facts.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I read this and thought 'I wonder what ever happened to that white Bronco.' Sort of a "Where Are They Now?" kinda question.

Turns out you can rent it in Connecticut.

wow ... Tim Tebow has fallen on hard times

 

[forty_three]

That and some other odd facts.

5. Simpson attempted to sell the car at a used-car lot as part of a pay-per-view candid-camera prank show in 2006.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

and no ... it wasnt me

@VancouverPD say a guy on rollerblades was trying to fight with two police horses at the Celebration of Light fireworks last night.

 

[puckhead]

holy shit. tragic

Two young boys strangled by python during sleepover in New Brunswick

 

[mattola]

yeah this one is so very tragic. pythons generally only kill for food. was it planning on eating the children? fuck that poor family and those kids

holy shit. tragic

Two young boys strangled by python during sleepover in New Brunswick

 

[mattola]

this is a sad day for children. Ill boy dies days after serving as parents' best man - CNN.com

 

[Comeds]

yeah this one is so very tragic. pythons generally only kill for food. was it planning on eating the children? fuck that poor family and those kids

Coldest thing I have ever read on these boards.....Wow

this is a sad day for children. Ill boy dies days after serving as parents' best man - CNN.com

Thats awful. In a way there is a happy bit to the story though.

Dogs eating balls, kids getting strangled by snakes. No more sleeping for me

 

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Speaking of kids...

New York man tries to sell baby on Craigslist, clams partner wasn't paying him enough attention