OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[puckhead]

iPhone assembler Foxconn closes factory after brawl involving 2,000 | FP Tech Desk | Financial Post

 

[puckhead]

holy shit

 

[Comeds]

holy shit

Wow!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

wha?

Asian tourist unwittingly joins search for HERSELF after failing to recognise tour group's description of 'missing woman' | Mail Online

Asian traveller didn't recognise her own description and went looking for herself
She was declared missing after changing clothes and not being recognised by fellow tourists

 

[puckhead]

--------^ they all look the same? :confused2:


I am often on some level surprised when I come home with the right wife when we go to the night market.
"I'll be over there getting spicy squid"
"OK, I'll just look for an Asian gal with long hair wearing black"

 

[dash]

--------^ they all look the same? :confused2:


I am often on some level surprised when I come home with the right wife when we go to the night market.
"I'll be over there getting spicy squid"
"OK, I'll just look for an Asian gal with long hair wearing black"

 

[mattola]

wha?

Asian tourist unwittingly joins search for HERSELF after failing to recognise tour group's description of 'missing woman' | Mail Online

Asian traveller didn't recognise her own description and went looking for herself
She was declared missing after changing clothes and not being recognised by fellow tourists

--------^ they all look the same? :confused2:


I am often on some level surprised when I come home with the right wife when we go to the night market.
"I'll be over there getting spicy squid"
"OK, I'll just look for an Asian gal with long hair wearing black"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

That's why I only bang albino girls.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

That's why I only bang albino girls.

i went to school with an albino asian kid ... they called him banana split

 

[SLY]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Norm could put this out as a kids book lol ... good poetic stuff

Read Norm Macdonald?s stirring tribute to 1972 Summit Series: ?Cold wars don?t end in ties? | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

The gymnasium is packed. Blue mats are everywhere. The teachers are like children today. "We're gonna win", I say to anyone, "You'll see. Cournoyer will score the winner."

"Helluva time for Bobby Orr to be hurt", the Latin teacher says. "Goddamned Commies", says Mr. Rose.

 

[sbb122]

Soldier charged with manslaughter after trying to cure another of hiccups - CNN.com

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

i went to school with an albino asian kid ... they called him banana split

Rep.

 

[Comeds]

Soldier charged with manslaughter after trying to cure another of hiccups - CNN.com

Well the hiccups stopped didn't they? I bet the anti-gun and pro-hiccups people will be all over this.

 

[dash]

Mitt Romney

Last Friday, the plane his wife was flying on had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colo., after smoke filled the cabin. Several news sources, including CNN and Reuters, reported that it was apparently due to an electrical fire. They landed safely and everyone was fine. It's a scary thing, though, when your plane cabin fills with smoke, so I can understand Mitt's concern.

The next day, at a fundraiser in Beverly Hills, he told the audience about the incident.

"When you have a fire in an aircraft, there's no place to go, exactly, there's no — and you can't find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don't open. I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. So it's very dangerous." he said.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

He would be a very quotable President, that's for sure...

 

[SLY]

Soldier charged with manslaughter after trying to cure another of hiccups - CNN.com

I'm sure the hiccups went away.

 

[SLY]

Soldier charged with manslaughter after trying to cure another of hiccups - CNN.com

DAMMIT!

 

[puckhead]

the good news is..... we've found your fingers
Finger found in Idaho trout is traced to Washington wakeboarder who lost digits in June accident

 

[puckhead]

800!


but you might not want 'em back