OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

First he burns their wallets, then he burns their feet.

 

[forty_three]

First he burns their wallets, then he burns their feet.

Then he burns in hell!

 

[Comeds]

Its not his fault they didn't awaken their giant within.

 

[puckhead]

Report: Former Colts RB dead after accidental shooting

 

[dare2be]

Report: Former Colts RB dead after accidental shooting

What wasn't reported was that Darwin pulled the trigger.

 

[redseat]

Report: Former Colts RB dead after accidental shooting

always have the safety on!

Still, very sad news, R.I.P.!

 

[Comeds]

Man who shoved feces down woman's pants in NYC arrested

Happy 4th of July weekend everyone!

 

[Comeds]

Toddlers have shot at least 23 people this year

Toddlers have shot at least 23 people this year

Well the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. Just common sense.

 

[dash]

You'd think our federal government would have more pressing issues than shutting down lemonade stands? Nope.

National Capital Commission apologizes for how it shut down kid-run lemonade stand

 

[dare2be]

You'd think our federal government would have more pressing issues than shutting down lemonade stands? Nope.

National Capital Commission apologizes for how it shut down kid-run lemonade stand

When life gives you lemons for making lemonade...

 

[puckhead]

 

[dare2be]

Obviously, Michelle plagiarized from Melania.

 

[Comeds]

Obviously, Michelle plagiarized from Melania.

Michelle is pretty clever.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Obviously, Michelle plagiarized from Melania.

but Michelle didnt have the dumb mexican accent that Melatonin had. Sad. ... Sad!

 

[forty_three]

Obviously, Michelle plagiarized from Melania.

Clearly. Look, you know. She has the best speech writers, you wouldn't believe. And she wrote it, they don't want you to think about this, but I know. No one else knows. She wrote that 37 years ago, I have the notebook. This little Taylor Swift notebook she had as a child in Bavaria. Or Beijng. Where she's from. She's from the best place, folks. The best.

 

[Comeds]

Michelle didnt have the dumb mexican accent that Melanoma had. Sad. ... Sad!

 

[dash]

Fair to say that Melania mattola'ed Michelle?!?

 

[Comeds]

Fair to say that Melania mattola'ed Michelle?!?

I think I heard someone say that on CNN but the comment was met with confused silence.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Michelle didnt have the dumb mexican accent that Melanoma had. Sad. ... Sad!