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I just read about the Planes, Trains, And Automobiles new release with 75 minutes of deleted scenes/alternative takes. I am all over this when it comes out.
I read a recap and some of the deleted scenes - alternate takes answer a very big question! Read below:
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, smiles and says “Don’t you know Neal, its your family”
Del opens trunk and dismembered corpses are seen.
The two shrug and continue walking toward Neal’s house.
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, smiles and says “It’s former US secretary of the interior, James Watt”
Del opens trunk and a dismembered corpse is seen.
The two shrug and continue walking toward Neal’s house.
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, smiles and says “You’re going to love this!”
Del opens trunk showing it is 3/4ths full of High Society and Hustler magazines.
The two smile and continue walking toward Neal’s house.
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, smiles, and opens the trunk showing a dismembered Martin Short.
“I just stole your future Neal. Good luck getting two Father Of The Bride movies with Bronson Pinchot as the wedding planner”.
The two shrug and continue walking toward Neal’s house.
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, looks confused and says “I thought this was yours!”
“I thought it was yours, we stole this from the airport in New York!”
“We have to take it back Neal!”
“But Del, the storm, and all the airlines are booked for the holiday!”
“It’s OK, I know a guy!”
The two shrug, turn around and begin walking back to the train station.
Kids looking out house window "Wheres Daddy going, wheres Daddy going?!?"
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As they walk down the street toward Neal’s house, Neal puts down the trunk they are carrying.
“What is in this thing, Dell”
Del pauses, smiles and says “I've got tuberculous!”
 

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Black Friday sale!
 

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In case you were wondering - if you are unhappy with the amount of time it says it is going to take to cook a turkey don't just up the oven temp thinking it will get done faster. That is not how it works.

You would think someone who has hosted approximately 50 thanksgiving dinners would know that. Although it may explain how every turkey I have ever had there was drier than the Sahara.
 

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I am sorry to inform everyone who entered the "biggest drama causing thing at 43s Thanksgiving" that the front runners of "neice shows up to dinner in pot leaf pajama bottoms" and "another dry ass turkey" both got annihilated by "broken ice maker in a gift refrigerator".

There are no payouts as I am investing the money on therapy or hard drugs depending on who returns my call first.
 

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I am sorry to inform everyone who entered the "biggest drama causing thing at 43s Thanksgiving" that the front runners of "neice shows up to dinner in pot leaf pajama bottoms" and "another dry ass turkey" both got annihilated by "broken ice maker in a gift refrigerator".

There are no payouts as I am investing the money on therapy or hard drugs depending on who returns my call first.
/Tosses my winning bingo card in the trash
 

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The Internets has informed me that the Wolverines of Michigan have defeated the Hairless Nuts.

This means I will be returning tomorrow to a sorrowful place.


HAHAHAHA
 

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So it's like your Thanksgiving is extended.
Still not enough to make me stay.

At least I left the job where my two closest peers were OSU fans and we all reported to a UMich alum. Every fucking meeting was 15 minutes of shit talking.

Everyone at the new place is OSU so they will be extra quiet Monday.
 
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