OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[mattola]

Didn't Harrison Ford find it already?!?

no he found the Ark of the Covenant..... um Noahs Ark is a bit bigger. you might need to get a neg rep for that one Dash... consider this a geek warning

 

[dash]

lol - I can't keep track of my arks anymore, it's a bitch getting old matty...

 

[mattola]

lol - I can't keep track of my arks anymore, it's a bitch getting old matty...

have you seen the Sequel to Bruce Almighty? Evan Almighty?

it was surprisingly good.

 

[dash]

have you seen the Sequel to Bruce Almighty? Evan Almighty?

it was surprisingly good.

Didn't see Bruce Almighty, so I probably won't see the sequel.

 

[mattola]

Didn't see Bruce Almighty, so I probably won't see the sequel.

well never mind then

 

[dash]

well never mind then

:caked:

/watched the Star Trek episode the other night where the Kelvins take over the Enterprise and Scotty drinks a Kelvin under the table (the finishing touch was a bottle of Scotch).

 

[mattola]

:caked:

/watched the Star Trek episode the other night where the Kelvins take over the Enterprise and Scotty drinks a Kelvin under the table (the finishing touch was a bottle of Scotch).

Whats this one...

its um....

its......

its I think....


Its Green..

 

[dare2be]

lol, I still am having a hard time believing someone is dumb enough to make the comments he did. It wasn;t even a slip of the tongue, he sat there and tried to explain and justify his opinion.

Religion will fuck up your brain more than semen.







/OK, who else haven't I offended yet?

 

[dare2be]

'Baywatch' Star Abandons Search for Noah's Ark Fearing Abduction - Yahoo! News

In this case, two wrongs DO make a right. Go figure.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Todd Akin wants them to study the effects of "legitimate r*pe semen" on a womans brain and other bodily functions

I've come to the conclusion that I have been forced to illegitimately r*pe my own hand, because my wife has legitimate concerns with the legitimacy of my wallet.

 

[dare2be]

lol, I still am having a hard time believing someone is dumb enough to make the comments he did. It wasn;t even a slip of the tongue, he sat there and tried to explain and justify his opinion.

Oh, and....

Christian Science

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys | News - Home

Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys

University employee found with pants down, monkeys roaming free

A Georgia Health Sciences University lab tech was recently discovered in a campus locker room engaging in unusual behavior.

Authorities said 32-year-old Coley Mitchell was jailed after he was found intoxicated with his pants down in a locker room in the Sanders Research and Education Building while two lab monkeys were found roaming free, outside their cages, the Augusta Chronicle reported.

Mitchell was booked into Richmond County jail on charges of public intoxication. The monkeys were examined and found to be unharmed.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Oh come on, if God didn't intend monkeys to party hard, why did he make them so funny?

 

[SLY]

 

[sbb122]

Lab tech parties with escaped monkeys | News - Home

Damn, this story reminded me of this video...

Saturday Night Live - Brutus - Video - NBC.com

 

[dash]

Now you know why lawn darts were banned...

German sports official dies after he's hit in throat by javelin

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Now you know why lawn darts were banned...

German sports official dies after he's hit in throat by javelin

Oh man, I hope he won't need one of those voicebox things that smokers use.

 

[puckhead]

Oh man, I hope he won't need one of those voicebox things that smokers use.

[YOUTUBE]r0yXqU-w9U0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

[YOUTUBE]r0yXqU-w9U0[/YOUTUBE]

So does he need one or not? Those things are gross.

 

[SLY]

Ummm.... wtf?

Bigfoot hoax ends in death, authorities say - CNN.com

A 15-year-old girl hit him with her car, another car swerved, and a third car driven by a 17-year-old ran him over, CNN affiliate KECI reported.