OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[thedddd]

Shoulda used garbage bags Florida!

Can't wait until he lights that cigarette on the ride home.

Oh wait a minute......Is that Trump in the car?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

These people down here in Florida are insane. Storm is 4 days off and last night I went out to top off my rental for return today. Gas station lines for miles. Grocery stores are war zones. And as of last night they had projected the storm to hit anywhere between Houston and North Carolina. They had no clue. Even now, they are saying it's going to go north to Jax area. People still be freaking out here.

I have no idea what to expect when I get to the airport. I just wanna go home.

I think a big thing is even if the storm misses a particular area supply chains can be fucked up for days.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dare2be]

Damn, I thought I took that post down. Response was overwhelming and I won't be lonely long after the storm.

 

[dash]

C'mon dare, no way you're 5'8"

 

[dare2be]

C'mon dare, no way you're 5'8"

With heels. Nevermind...

 

[puckhead]

 

[thedddd]

Two woman at once. He needs a million dollars.

 

[puckhead]

I feel like this isn't talked about enough.
there is now life on the moon, and we humans accidentally put it there.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Comeds]

I feel like this isn't talked about enough.
there is now life on the moon, and we humans accidentally put it there.

What is this in reference to? I feel like I missed something, though that's nothing new.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

What is this in reference to? I feel like I missed something, though that's nothing new.

Tardi to the party comeds! Congrades!

 

[puckhead]

What is this in reference to? I feel like I missed something, though that's nothing new.

Israel crashed a moon lander, filled with thousands of water bears (tardigrades) .
Sounds like a hilarious space-comedy, but it's not.

Water bears being pretty much the most indestructible life force know to man.
So in a few generations when they evolve and get angry, then it will be a hilarious space - comedy

 

[Comeds]

Israel crashed a moon lander, filled with thousands of water bears (tardigrades) .
Sounds like a hilarious space-comedy, but it's not.

Water bears being pretty much the most indestructible life force know to man.
So in a few generations when they evolve and get angry, then it will be a hilarious space - comedy

Thanks, I remember the crash but I had not heard the rest. Oh well, death by space mutated tardigrade is an honorable way to go I suppose.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Happy Days actor Anson Williams files for divorce from wife Jackie Williams after 30 years | Daily Mail Online

I bet the Fonz knows how this could happen to Potsie ... THAT SHITBIRD IKE!!!

 

[puckhead]

 

[Judge Fudge]

So.

My parents raised 3 boys to be extraordinary gentlemen, well I'm in question .

Now my middle brother is doing the opposite. He was a 4 year old daughter, Isabella, and him and his wife just had their 2nd daughter.

 

[Judge Fudge]

So.

My parents raised 3 boys to be extraordinary gentlemen, well I'm in question .

Now my middle brother is doing the opposite. He has a 4 year old daughter, Isabella, and him and his wife just had their 2nd daughter.

 

[Judge Fudge]

I'll post a picture when I get one.

 

[puckhead]

my god, she didn't even slip. she just... did this