OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Edmonton Oilers: Nobody will ever make a scarier mascot than us.
Philadelphia Flyers: Hold my beer.

 

[forty_three]

Yay. Boomer moves down to slot number 3 on worst mascots. Thanks, Philly!

 

[Eco]

What...the....

 

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I expect to see a RIP Gritty video post haste like Scorch...

 

[forty_three]

I expect to see a RIP Gritty video post haste like Scorch...

I had forgotten about Scorchy.


Boomer is 4th!

 

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Stop...Gritty time!

 

[dare2be]

"Can you tell me how to get...how to get to Broad Street?"

It's like Big Bird and Snuffleupagus finally got together.

 

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Cakehole and twerking make the cut along with qapik (a unit of currency).

Scrabble adds 300 words, including one we've all been waiting for: OK - CNN

 

[mattola]

Cakehole and twerking make the cut along with qapik (a unit of currency).

Scrabble adds 300 words, including one we've all been waiting for: OK - CNN

 

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[Comeds]

I've been going through a lot of my old (and new) Miami Dolphin fan fiction.

The woman smiled and thanked him for saving her from the evil double agent. She sipped her drink and said "thank you. You know I never did catch your name."
"Roby," he answered, "Reggie Roby".

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Dan Marino jumped on the bed next to Luetenant Worf.
"Thank you for teaching me about Klingon culture," Dan said, "Youre my best friend!".
"Youre welcome Dan!," Worf responded, "You are a noble warrior! Teach me about your NFL style football in the holodeck tomorow!".
Shula rides by on his Rascal scooter.
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The dark naked city awake long after it should be. Quiet, too quiet. Two longtime partners wait on the 11th hour of their stakeout, smoking cigarettes to stay awake.
"I'm telling you man," Detective Mark Clayton said, "hes halfway to Canada now!"
"We have to be sure, he's peddling his poison to kids!" Detective Mark Duper responded.
A homeless man rides by on his beat up scooter. But if one looks closely. Very closely - one could see that the homeless man has much nicer blue and orange shoes than he should have.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

meant to post this last night ... during my nightly run I passed a softball diamond that featured a team wearing this wicked Expos jersey

upon further review the font actually read "Sexpos" and I realized the entire team had the #69 on their backs lol

 

[thedddd]

meant to post this last night ... during my nightly run I passed a softball diamond that featured a team wearing this wicked Expos jersey

upon further review the font actually read "Sexpos" and I realized the entire team had the #69 on their backs lol

On this same note...the guy was wearing a 71 jersey in our softball league.
Jokingly ribbing him about picking such an original number in Pittsburgh and he had the best response ever.
He said his number had nothing to do with Malkin but the fact it is a "69" with two fingers.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

That reminds me, I need to follow up with my Urologist after that kidney stone.

 

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[Sparhawk]

If the rest of the world hates Gritty, that makes him perfect in Philly.
That being said, why couldn't they just give us an orange Phanatic??????