OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[dash]

Must be a lovebird...

 

[mattola]

No story needed...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Lightning Strikes Man's Scrotum

He now ejaculates 120 volts...

 

[Comeds]

He now ejaculates 120 volts...

He was in Europe so he probably ejaculates 220v now. He'll need an adaptor if he comes here. So to speak.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

No story needed...

She looks like she touched a flame when it was red hot, but you can't do that.

She also looks like her skin would make a quality pair of work boots.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

He was in Europe so he probably ejaculates 220v now. He'll need an adaptor if he comes here. So to speak.

I hear if you get struck in the privates by European lightning it doesn't burn all your hair off.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

She looks like she touched a flame when it was red hot, but you can't do that.

She also looks like her skin would make a quality pair of work boots.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Hmmm... never mind, that wouldn't work. I guess her skin could make a good pair of used work boots.

/i bet her legs look like sticks of beef jerky...

 

[puckhead]

Violet D'Mello, Tourist, Mauled By Cheetahs In South Africa As Husband Photographs Attack (GRAPHIC PHOTO)

smile honey! smile!!
damnit you ruined the shot.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"Ok cheetas, attack from shortest to tallest please..."

 

[IPostedWhat]

Would it be in bad taste to put a caption on that one pic of the chick saying "It's not easy being cheesy."?

 

[puckhead]

ouch... what a way to go
Worker killed in shredder accident at Victoria recycling plant

 

[Eddie_Shack]

ouch... what a way to go
Worker killed in shredder accident at Victoria recycling plant

He was reincarnated as a can of Pepsi!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

LSU fan assaulted after BCS Championship files civil suit | NOLA.com

So yeah, nothing against being gay, but that dude's fucking gay.

 

[dash]

Hang-glider charged with obstructing justice finally poops out memory card and is granted bail.

B.C. hang-glider pilot granted bail after police recover memory card - The Globe and Mail

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Hang-glider charged with obstructing justice finally poops out memory card and is granted bail.

B.C. hang-glider pilot granted bail after police recover memory card - The Globe and Mail

Nothing like an extended jail stay to un-obstruct justice and your bowels.

 

[elocomotive]

Nothing like an extended jail stay to un-obstruct justice and your bowels.

Lucky for him...he went to jail and actually got something OUT of his bowels, usually people just end up with things in there they never wanted in the first place.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Chicago Tops List of 'Mustache-Friendly' Cities - Arts & Lifestyle - The Atlantic Cities

“Based on these criteria, AMI considered 100 U.S. municipalities through on-the-ground engagement, thousands of volumes of legal documents, relevant statistics, and U.S. Census data to identify the cities deemed most appreciative and supportive of the sexually dynamic Mustached American lifestyle, as defined by AMI.”

Eh?

 

[sbb122]

Chicago Tops List of 'Mustache-Friendly' Cities - Arts & Lifestyle - The Atlantic Cities



Eh?

I imagine you're going to be much more of a stern father,
now that you have a mustache?

Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there was before.
And I might answer most of your questions with a story.
But, mostly my mustache tells people
that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated,
that I keep upscale **** out in the open
and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones.