OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

[jstewismybastardson]

Thanks for leaving out lying sack of shit.

thanks for the reminder

 

[forty_three]

you might be able to get away with using 2 4x8 sheets of melamine side by side to make a 8x8 square... might be "slippy" enough to slide across

I know someone who did similar with panels for shower surrounds, he sprayed them with silicone for extra friction reduction, but his kid isn't going to be dragging hundreds of dollars worth of pads across it. He's a center. His shot is pretty wicked.


And for the record, my kid will be using old pads for this. But still.

I hope all the best for 43's sons goalie career but I pray to god i dont hear Lucky Pierre making sexually suggestive comments about 43jr's thigh girth in the future ... it would maim us but kill 43

I have already instructed my son to never, ever talk to any bald man with glasses, especially if said bald man wants to know about the coaches' he's played for.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

GET THAT GUY SOME MIDOL AND A GINGER ALE BEFORE HIS CALF GIVES BIRTH TO A CALF!!!

 

[thedddd]

GET THAT GUY SOME MIDOL AND A GINGER ALE BEFORE HIS CALF GIVES BIRTH TO A CALF!!!

Must have ordered the space special.

 

[puckhead]

My idea was to build a 6 to 8 foot wide(ish) surface with 4x4 wood at each end, so he can practice hard post push/slides. Plant his foot against the wood and launch sideways. When he reaches the other end, he can get upright again. Now that he's playing high school, wraparounds go top shelf and he has to be faster getting over and back up.

LEG STRENGTH BOY

Need the leg strength to Quick the net off at will

 

[forty_three]

Need the leg strength to Quick the net off at will

That's a really good point. Looks like I am building marsh pegs into the basement floor.

 

[puckhead]

Oh, those Russians

Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk but animal bites his hand off in bloody attack

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh, those Russians

Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk but animal bites his hand off in bloody attack

TWO PERCENT OR DEATH! RAWWWWR!

 

[Comeds]

Oh, those Russians

Drunk man jumps into zoo enclosure to feed bear condensed milk but animal bites his hand off in bloody attack

Don't you know its Pumpkin Spice season?!? Grrrrrr! Now get out of here Lefty.

 

[puckhead]

 

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[forty_three]

Attention other goalies here, particularly you Canadian types.

My son wears Brian's Sub Zero pillows and one of the boot straps is looking pretty ratty. The local hockey only store says they can't order directly from Brian's, and Brian's will not answer my emails. I bought some A&R or whatever the cheapy brand straps are and they are WAAAY too long. So I bought some CCM, and the holes line up, but the strap itself is too wide to fit through the buckle well. And I can't replace the buckle without a sweing machine.

Do you know of anywhere that sells just Brian's pad accessories? I have tried Perani's (local store and online), Goalie Monkey and Hockey Giant with no luck.


If no, is anyone willing to go beat up a high school aged kid with Brian's pad straps and snag me one? White preferably.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Attention other goalies here, particularly you Canadian types.

My son wears Brian's Sub Zero pillows and one of the boot straps is looking pretty ratty. The local hockey only store says they can't order directly from Brian's, and Brian's will not answer my emails. I bought some A&R or whatever the cheapy brand straps are and they are WAAAY too long. So I bought some CCM, and the holes line up, but the strap itself is too wide to fit through the buckle well. And I can't replace the buckle without a sweing machine.

Do you know of anywhere that sells just Brian's pad accessories? I have tried Perani's (local store and online), Goalie Monkey and Hockey Giant with no luck.


If no, is anyone willing to go beat up a high school aged kid with Brian's pad straps and snag me one? White preferably.

not sure if this is what youre looking for (velcro?) since Im not buying gear for goalies as my son has drifted away from the position (THANK GOD!!!)

Brians SmartStrap Heel Strap

 

[forty_three]

not sure if this is what youre looking for (velcro?) since Im not buying gear for goalies as my son has drifted away from the position (THANK GOD!!!)

Brians SmartStrap Heel Strap

I don't think that's it, that's for the toe bridge. Looking into that, I found something.

I need the one to the left, and I didn't realize they made that one in smart strap system.

 

[forty_three]

Just found this. Looks intriguing.

BOOT STRAPS - MUSHROOM STYLE

Elastic hooks that secure the boot strap two ways.

 

[puckhead]

canada

 

[thedddd]

Don't Fire Guns at Hurricane Irma, Florida Police Warn

Who would be dumb enough to try this?

 

[puckhead]

Who would be dumb enough to try this?

Florida?

 

[dash]

Florida?

Why use a gun when all you need is a saw.

 

[Comeds]

Don't Fire Guns at Hurricane Irma, Florida Police Warn

Who would be dumb enough to try this?

No one is going to tell me what weather events I can or cannot shoot at.

2nd Amendment