OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

this comment had me laughing good

 

[Comeds]

Fuck, I have a meeting with HR later. And this time its not for something trivial like sexual harassment or fencing office supplies. Some VP asked me if I could help him get Microsoft Copilot working on his phone. I laughed and replied "Jesus is my copilot, not Microsoft!". He didn't think it was funny

 

[sbb122]

Fuck, I have a meeting with HR later. And this time its not for something trivial like sexual harassment or fencing office supplies. Some VP asked me if I could help him get Microsoft Copilot working on his phone. I laughed and replied "Jesus is my copilot, not Microsoft!". He didn't think it was funny

Try carving a pentagram into your forehead before you go to the meeting

 

[dare2be]

Try carving a pentagram into your forehead before you go to the meeting

Or just wait until Ash Wednesday. It's coming up soon.

 

[dash]

Here's one for @puckhead

 

[sbb122]

Christ

An aircraft is down near Washington's Reagan Airport, and takeoffs and landings are halted

An aircraft went down near Ronald Reagan National Airport on Wednesday night, and all takeoffs and landings have been halted, according to the airport and law enforcement. Multiple helicopters, including those from the U.S. Park Police and the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department and U.S...

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An American Airlines jet collided with a Blackhawk helicopter in mid air

 

[Comeds]

Golden Girls reboot idea. Melania and Cheryl Hines argue about which one of their husbands cheat more. Then they get spray tans and count their money while scissoring.

 

[dash]

Golden Girls reboot idea. Melania and Cheryl Hines argue about which one of their husbands cheat more. Then they get spray tans and count their money while scissoring.

Theme song should be Thank You for Being a Fiend

 

[forty_three]