OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[sbb122]

For my birthday my wife got me a personalized Cameo from the Hauk Tuah girl.
"Happy birthday - you! You really want to blow out those candles? You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on those thangs!"

Eewwww, nobody is going to eat your cake now...

 

[puckhead]

Eewwww, nobody is going to eat your cake now...

He might be on to something

 

[Comeds]

Eewwww, nobody is going to eat your cake now...

Oh....darn

 

[Comeds]

Any Pittsburgh people ever been to Gene's Place?

 

[thedddd]

Any Pittsburgh people ever been to Gene's Place?View attachment 386757

Never been there myself but it is a dive bar in Oakland. Think a lot of University of Pittsburgh students frequent it.

 

[Comeds]

Never been there myself but it is a dive bar in Oakland. Think a lot of University of Pittsburgh students frequent it.

Cool, that fits then. My brother signed me up for 3 months of a dive bar t shirt of the month club and that's what I got. They said they were real bars, I had my doubts. This one did come with a postcard with history and facts.

 

[thedddd]

Cool, that fits then. My brother signed me up for 3 months of a dive bar t shirt of the month club and that's what I got. They said they were real bars, I had my doubts. This one did come with a postcard with history and facts.

This place if definitely a dive bar. Check the street view. Gene's Place · Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

 

[Comeds]

This place if definitely a dive bar. Check the street view. Gene's Place · Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Lol, wow....looks like it

 

[Comeds]

This just got here and it's better than I hoped. It came with another one I got for my wife, a more traditional one lol. No picture of it on the box. And when you unroll the canvas it's kind of hard to see what it is. So she may not fully know what it is until she starts painting it.
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Coming along nicely.

 

[Comeds]

I got stuck in line at the grocery store with my next door neighbor. Unfortunately I didn't notice it was her until I started putting things on the belt. So then we had to endure small talk for ten minutes. It feels like it might have gotten awkward or weird.

Me: so is your bedroom above the garage on the side nearest my house?

Her: umm, yes?

Me: oh, that means that when we both shower or lay naked in our beds - we're only about 60 feet away from each other.

No, thinking about it now. Normal conversation, not weird at all.

 

[puckhead]

Bro wasn't having it

 

[thedddd]

^ I didn’t mean to laugh at that but I did.

 

[puckhead]

Salty swede

 

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[Comeds]

 

[Comeds]

From a local community paper.....I have questions.

Person rescued after becoming trapped in Fallston well​

An individual was rescued after becoming trapped in a well in the Fallston area on Sunday evening.
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At just after 5 p.m. on January 26, 2025, units from Fallston Volunteer Fire and Ambulance Company and other local emergency teams were dispatched to a reported confined space incident in the 2800-block of Harford Road.

Crews arrived to find one subject stuck in a three-foot well.

The subject was extricated at shortly after 5:15 p.m. and taken to a local hospital for further evaluation.

 

[dare2be]

From a local community paper.....I have questions.

Person rescued after becoming trapped in Fallston well​

An individual was rescued after becoming trapped in a well in the Fallston area on Sunday evening.
Maryland tourism packages

At just after 5 p.m. on January 26, 2025, units from Fallston Volunteer Fire and Ambulance Company and other local emergency teams were dispatched to a reported confined space incident in the 2800-block of Harford Road.

Crews arrived to find one subject stuck in a three-foot well.

The subject was extricated at shortly after 5:15 p.m. and taken to a local hospital for further evaluation.

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[mattola]

i laughed way harder at this than I expected

Spoiler

 

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I was hoping @sbb122 saw this post and was going to submit Dustin Pedroia

 

[sbb122]

I was hoping @sbb122 saw this post and was going to submit Dustin Pedroia

I never thought of that but I was looking for a gif of a dwarf being tossed or Tim Conway as DORF