OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[mattola]

this comment had me laughing good

 

[Comeds]

Fuck, I have a meeting with HR later. And this time its not for something trivial like sexual harassment or fencing office supplies. Some VP asked me if I could help him get Microsoft Copilot working on his phone. I laughed and replied "Jesus is my copilot, not Microsoft!". He didn't think it was funny

 

[sbb122]

Fuck, I have a meeting with HR later. And this time its not for something trivial like sexual harassment or fencing office supplies. Some VP asked me if I could help him get Microsoft Copilot working on his phone. I laughed and replied "Jesus is my copilot, not Microsoft!". He didn't think it was funny

Try carving a pentagram into your forehead before you go to the meeting

 

[dare2be]

Try carving a pentagram into your forehead before you go to the meeting

Or just wait until Ash Wednesday. It's coming up soon.

 

[dash]

Here's one for @puckhead

 

[sbb122]

Christ

An aircraft is down near Washington's Reagan Airport, and takeoffs and landings are halted

An aircraft went down near Ronald Reagan National Airport on Wednesday night, and all takeoffs and landings have been halted, according to the airport and law enforcement. Multiple helicopters, including those from the U.S. Park Police and the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department and U.S...

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An American Airlines jet collided with a Blackhawk helicopter in mid air

 

[Comeds]

Golden Girls reboot idea. Melania and Cheryl Hines argue about which one of their husbands cheat more. Then they get spray tans and count their money while scissoring.

 

[dash]

Golden Girls reboot idea. Melania and Cheryl Hines argue about which one of their husbands cheat more. Then they get spray tans and count their money while scissoring.

Theme song should be Thank You for Being a Fiend

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

I read that the original Spider-Man tv cartoon from the 60's had their budget cut drastically and this was the only way that they could complete the required animation lol

 

[sbb122]

^

I hope for that maid's sake she is drawing four paychecks

 

[dash]

Great scene for a great movie - Happy birthday Gene!

Oh and NSFW - language

 

[mattola]

Great scene for a great movie - Happy birthday Gene!

Oh and NSFW - language

some really great character actors in that bar..

 

[thedddd]

For reference


Age/hate hasn't done her any justice.

 

[forty_three]

For reference


Age/hate hasn't done her any justice.

 

[thedddd]

^ Sorry I should have put a spoiler around that. I will make sure to never harding the group again.

 

[dash]

some really great character actors in that bar..

Michael Rooker has been in some pretty incredible movies (I don't count Days of Thunder among them lol). Mississippi Burning, JFK, Cliffhanger, Guardians of the Galaxy, pretty prolific career.

 

[sbb122]

For reference


Age/hate hasn't done her any justice.

She could play Leatherface in the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre sans mask

 

[mattola]

Michael Rooker has been in some pretty incredible movies (I don't count Days of Thunder among them lol). Mississippi Burning, JFK, Cliffhanger, Guardians of the Galaxy, pretty prolific career.

Walking Dead and Tombstone as well.. I didnt realize how many video game voices he did as well. Quite a solid career.

the one actor that I always admired is the Deputy. Brad Dourif has been in over 174 acting credits. He was the original Chucky, and has appeared in Star Trek, Babylon 5, Lord of the Rings, Halloween 1 and 2 (rob zombie remakes), Alien Resurrection (I think is an underrated movie), X-Files, Dune (original), One flew over the cuckoos nest and on and on and on....

so great.

 

[thedddd]

The anti- Tonya today.