OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[thedddd]

Also, it's pretty funny that the Babylon Bee is experiencing backlash this week for making a joke about white supremacists. i guess Seth Dillion doesn't realize that when you cultivate a white supremacist following, those followers are hypersensitive to those kind of jokes.

I saw the tweet. Amazing how much butt hurt these snowflakes have.
And it is funny that the Babylon Bee didn't know their audience.

 

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Is it wrong that even after all these years, I still know that from left to right above it's Holly, Janice, and Dian

 

[Comeds]

And sometimes if a contestant rolled a hundred or guessed their showcase within $100 ‐ Bob would put on his swimsuit.
It would be thank you bronchitis, glad I'm home for this.

 

[thedddd]

Louis Gossett Jr., 1st Black man to win supporting actor Oscar, dies at 87

RIP

 

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Louis Gossett Jr., 1st Black man to win supporting actor Oscar, dies at 87

RIP

He was very good in basically everything he was in (especially An Officer and a Gentleman)

 

[puckhead]

Someone might want to check the betting action on this game

 

[Comeds]

Wait, what?
CBS News correspondent Kris Van Cleave reports everything needs to be cleared from the bottom of the channel — 50 feet below the surface — because there is only 12 to 18 inches of clearance between the bottom of the channel and the hull of a cargo ship loaded down with containers.

Timeline to reopen Port of Baltimore unclear as collapsed Key Bridge cleanup begins​

MSN

 

[Comeds]

Pretty interesting, it really is a shit app now, at least for anything beyond a quick laugh.

The slow death of Twitter is measured in disasters like the Baltimore bridge collapse

Twitter, now X, was once a useful site for breaking news. The Baltimore bridge collapse shows those days are long gone.

www.vox.com

 

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Pretty interesting, it really is a shit app now, at least for anything beyond a quick laugh.

The slow death of Twitter is measured in disasters like the Baltimore bridge collapse

Twitter, now X, was once a useful site for breaking news. The Baltimore bridge collapse shows those days are long gone.

www.vox.com

Much like Tesla's are overpriced, shit cars.

 

[Comeds]

Much like Tesla's are overpriced, shit cars.

Similar to how on Twitter when there was a major event it used to take a couple of days before the conspiracy theory posts overtook the normal ones. Now its immediate. And you used to be able to drive Tesla for a while before the doors locked and you'd be burned alive inside. Now that often happens during test drives.

 

[thedddd]

SHitter, where every post has a conspiracy theory reply, "check out my nudes" reply or a crypto bro reply and notification.

 

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SHitter, where every post has a conspiracy theory reply, "check out my nudes" reply or a crypto bro reply and notification.

Yesterday, I was excited for about four seconds when I received a notification that Bianca Andreescu has followed me. Of course, it's not the real Bianca lol

 

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Yesterday, I was excited for about four seconds when I received a notification that Bianca Andreescu has followed me. Of course, it's not the real Bianca lol

I still laugh when I post something and almost immediately someone likes it. Then I look at their profile thinking we have similar thoughts, and they are some kind of sex bot

 

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[puckhead]

Pretty interesting, it really is a shit app now, at least for anything beyond a quick laugh.

The slow death of Twitter is measured in disasters like the Baltimore bridge collapse

Twitter, now X, was once a useful site for breaking news. The Baltimore bridge collapse shows those days are long gone.

www.vox.com

There are just way too many people whose entire raison d'etre can be summed up as "be as cunty as possible".

I just don't get it.

 

[dare2be]

I still laugh when I post something and almost immediately someone likes it. Then I look at their profile thinking we have similar thoughts, and they are some kind of sex bot

You laugh because you were right?

 

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There are just way too many people whose entire raison d'etre can be summed up as "be as cunty as possible".

I just don't get it.

I think part of it could be that it doesn't take much thought or exertion of energy to be a jerk.

 

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Kiana Tom
Sidney Sweeny
Ana de Armas

List is subject to change, but a hell of a start.

I was going more from my youth, but the last 2 are a solid foundation for a present day list. Gotta google Kiana Tom

/ahhh the ESPN chick. How’d I forget her name lol

After thinking about this for a week, I have my age appropriate list.


Halle Berry
Kiana Tom
Jessica Alba

 

[thedddd]

I am jealous I don't get the sex bot likes and notifications on shitter.
Here are my last three:





I am wondering if the shitter bots think I am an Andrew Tate fan?