OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Comeds]

On a related note, SpongeBob Squarepants was originally named DiaphragmBob Squarepants.

Hmmm. Didn't know that.

Kind of reminds me of the little kid saying "I'm a condom, you’re glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

 

[dare2be]

Hmmm. Didn't know that.

Kind of reminds me of the little kid saying "I'm a condom, you’re glue. Whatever you spew bounces off me and sticks to you."

Fixed. And it rhymes better.

 

[forty_three]

It is finally time to let my old Nike Bauer Vapor XVIs go. What do you guys wear?

My local shop has 100 bucks off CCM Tacks 580s. I like the look of the Jetspeeds as well. I tried a pair of Bauer Supreme 150s but they felt too flimsy to me. My current Bauers lasted me 10 years. I assume whatever the current model equivalent is will feel roughly the same, just probably a lot lighter.

Got my Tacks today.

 

[puckhead]

Got my Tacks today.

Tried on a pair of those today, found the CCM were a little wobbly in the heel for me.
Still on the hunt for Bauers in my size. M4s probably

 

[forty_three]

Tried on a pair of those today, found the CCM were a little wobbly in the heel for me.
Still on the hunt for Bauers in my size. M4s probably

My feet must be fatter than yours because i had the opposite problem. The regular fit ones pushed in against my ankles a but too much. The wides fit much better while still keeping my heel planted and having them baked really helped the fit.

They're like wearing high top sneakers they are so comfy.

While I was there some kid was getting the True custom fits done. They measure about a kajillion aspects of your foot and have the skates custom fit. I was afraid to ask the price.

 

[puckhead]

Donner Pass, huh.
I'm sure they will find a way

 

[Comeds]

At the grocery store me and a woman stepped toward the chicken breast shelf at the same time. She was beautiful, both hot and cute at the same time. She stepped back, smiled a lovely smile, and let me go in front of her. You should have seen that smile disappear when as i goof I put every single package of chicken breast in my shopping cart, all 23 of them. My bill was$300 higher than normal and I cannot fit them all in my refrigerator or freezer but the look on her face - priceless! What a great day!

Sometimes I wonder why I didn't have more girlfriends....

 

[puckhead]

Fucking goofy

 

[dare2be]

Fucking goofy

I think I d need earplugs while she is in the throes of orgasm.

 

[mattola]

Fucking goofy

I had an international student with This exact voice

 

[dash]

I think I d need earplugs while she is in the throes of orgasm.

 

[thedddd]

Hope they packed a lunch.



Too soon?

 

[dash]

Hope they packed a lunch.



Too soon?

 

[forty_three]

Seems as though Elmo has turned on a feature on the TwitterXShitter app. Voice and video calls. And if every other terrible feature he has pushed out is an indication, it will be primarily used to market or berate you with racist diatribes.

You do not go into privacy settings to disable it, as you would think.

Go to your direct messages (the envelope) and then click the settings (the gear) in there and disable "Enable audio and video calling". If you want to leave it enabled, you can click boxes to narrow down who you use it with, but I have had my direct messages open only to people I follow for a while and still get some messages that I don't want.

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

Facebook and Instagram are down.

and

 

[thedddd]

Oh JFC....it is super tuesday on primary election day and FB and IG are down. Yep all the conspiracy theory wingnuts are now out in full force.

 

[mattola]

Oh JFC....it is super tuesday on primary election day and FB and IG are down. Yep all the conspiracy theory wingnuts are now out in full force.

lol of course.

 

[dash]

One of my favorite movie scenes...It cracks me up every time.

Good day to you madame

 

[mattola]

One of my favorite movie scenes...It cracks me up every time.

Good day to you madame

miss that gentle giant