OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[thedddd]

He's fine, just a little vacay to get away from the cold.

Good to hear.

 

[dare2be]

That’s good news. I thought Derringer Eagle had finally tracked him down

Maybe he did, but he's not allowed to tell us.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

He's fine, just a little vacay to get away from the cold.

dash dm'd me that his dearest Mildred surprised him with a vacation to celebrate his 135th birthday

 

[dare2be]

dash dm'd me that his dearest Mildred surprised him with a vacation to celebrate his 135th birthday

I thought it was to celebrate his 135th anniversary. Brimstone is the traditional 135th anniversary gift I believe.

 

[dash]

All good folks, just had to use up some vacation days before I lost them. Back on Vancouver Island on Tuesday.

 

[mattola]

All good folks, just had to use up some vacation days before I lost them. Back on Vancouver Island on Tuesday.

hope it is warm and sunny. .sadly you are coming back to a ice storm on tuesday/Wed

 

[forty_three]

He's fine, just a little vacay to get away from the cold.

Obviously, we have video of him landing his plane on a beach.

 

[Comeds]

He's fine, just a little vacay to get away from the cold.

Code for being committed?

 

[mattola]

Code for being committed?

we gotta bust him out

 

[Comeds]

we gotta bust him out

I agree....and I've got a plan. It's kind of crazy, but it just might work.
Give me a day to get hold of a few nun habits, a Chevy El Camino, a half dozen Welsh Corgis, and a trampoline. I'll explain later.

 

[mattola]

I agree....and I've got a plan. It's kind of crazy, but it just might work.
Give me a day to get hold of a few nun habits, a Chevy El Camino, a half dozen Welsh Corgis, and a trampoline. I'll explain later.

I'm in .

 

[BGDave]

I agree....and I've got a plan. It's kind of crazy, but it just might work.
Give me a day to get hold of a few nun habits, a Chevy El Camino, a half dozen Welsh Corgis, and a trampoline. I'll explain later.

With the more traditional 3 orphans or the more challenging solo run?

 

[forty_three]

Today, in tales of marketing genius...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Goodnight Springton, there will be no encores!

Madonna Apologizes to Toronto for Saying 'Hello, Boston': 'What Kind of F---ed Up S--- Is That?'

Madonna played two nights at the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto last week and accidentally referred to Toronto as "Boston" to the crowd on Friday night.

people.com

 

[Comeds]

With the more traditional 3 orphans or the more challenging solo run?

Its a basic gambit.
Me, Mattola, and someone who wants to remain anonymous are going to dress up like nuns bringing our Travelin' Corgi Caravan to the asylum they are keeping Dash in. As we are setting up to do our dog and pony show, well dog show, one or two of the corgis are going to "escape". One or two of us will chase them down setting up a trampoline under the window where they are keeping Dash. We yell the code word - Stampede - and Dash jumps from the window onto the trampoline. We hide him in the El Camino, collect the corgis, and if all goes well we are drinking mint juleps in Cancun by sundown.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

thought for sure Dash went to the Aussie Open when I read this

As if he needed another distraction, Djokovic was flustered enough by a heckler that he asked chair umpire Fergus Murphy to have the spectator removed from Rod Laver Arena, saying: "The guy's drunk out of his mind. ... He's been provoking. He just wants to get in my head. ''

 

[dash]

thought for sure Dash went to the Aussie Open when I read this

As if he needed another distraction, Djokovic was flustered enough by a heckler that he asked chair umpire Fergus Murphy to have the spectator removed from Rod Laver Arena, saying: "The guy's drunk out of his mind. ... He's been provoking. He just wants to get in my head. ''

It's on the bucket list to attend that tourney one of these years...

 

[Comeds]

Fun with gambling. I placed a bet on the Jets last night. I dont usually pick goal scorers but to get a profit boost (I know its a trap) it had to longer odds and have 3 legs.
I picked:
Jets -1.5
Jets Islanders Over 5.5
Kyle Connor goal scorer
It was not looking good until Connor hit an empty netter making the score 4-2 and meeting all bet requirements.

Of course the gambling gods give and take away too. My 76ers bet hit 5 of 6 legs, just needed 1 more assist from Embiid

 

[puckhead]

I just took over on Leafs-Oilers last night.
Missed by one of course.

It was looking great 1 minute in!

 

[thedddd]

There is a reason why I don’t gamble. As I would have taken the Dolphins, Browns, Cowboys, Eagles, Rams and Steelers last week.