OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Comeds]

OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

amazing... anti-capitalism business is a poor business. https://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/topstories/lack-of-capital-forces-anti-capitalist-toronto-cafe-to-shut-its-doors/ar-AA1bjwlK?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=bdc5cf83ca984a6cb76fb8b08dcd881c&ei=38

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Oh how the mighty have fallen…

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Do you realize how much "action"* you would get if you wore that tank and these shorts to any Applebee's east of the Mississippi?

*I was going to use "tail" but this is a classy site.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

^ watching that rant on Jason Whitlock almost made me like Steve A Smith.

 

[thedddd]

Isn't it crazy how some of the biggest POS get a rare win. Steve A Smith and now Torts with that Flyers reporter.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Do you realize how much "action"* you would get if you wore that tank and these shorts to any Applebee's east of the Mississippi?

*I was going to use "tail" but this is a classy site.
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Might be too busy … this dude is on to something though

 

[Comeds]

Do you realize how much "action"* you would get if you wore that tank and these shorts to any Applebee's east of the Mississippi?

*I was going to use "tail" but this is a classy site.
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I would imagine partway between the Neighborhood Nachos and the Whiskey Bacon Burger a person wearing this - male or female - would have their waiter or waitress slip them their number if not suggest a fun run to the supply closet.

My sister told me if I am making jokes (not jokes) about Applebee's hookups and do not use their slogan "Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood" then she doesnt even know who I am anymore.

 

[mattola]

My sister told me if I am making jokes (not jokes) about Applebee's hookups and do not use their slogan "Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood" then she doesnt even know who I am anymore.

i imagine its hard to see who you are with in a dark closet... no judgement.

 

[Comeds]

i imagine its hard to see who you are with in a dark closet... no judgement.

And once you are in an Applebee's for more than 10 minutes, everyone kind of smells the same too. A mix of fiesta lime, waffle fries, Coors Light, and despair.

And I am just goofing around. I am sure it really is a great place to take your wife for her birthday and anniversaries, @dash - no need to PM me.

 

[thedddd]

Might be too busy … this dude is on to something though

 

[thedddd]

i imagine its hard to see who you are with in a dark closet... no judgement.

Or on the other side of one of these.

 

[thedddd]

This made me laugh.

 

[Comeds]

Or on the other side of one of these.

Im confused. Is that so you can hold hands with strangers while you poop?

 

[Comeds]

Wait, what? Vincent Gallo has been accused of bad things? No, you don't say......

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Average ECHL fan has no idea what to do when Lebron James sits next to him lol

 

[thedddd]

Im confused. Is that so you can hold hands with strangers while you poop?

Also Cockfights or share some TP.

 

[thedddd]

Wait, what? Vincent Gallo has been accused of bad things? No, you don't say......

Sorry, now I sound confused. Who is Vincent Gallo?

 

[puckhead]

Sorry, now I sound confused. Who is Vincent Gallo?

He made a movie so Chloe Sevigny would blow him.

 

[thedddd]

He made a movie so Chloe Sevigny would blow him.

Oh that guy. Yeah not shocked if anyone called him a piece of sh*t. Seems fitting.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Also Cockfights or share some TP.

Sorry, now I sound confused. Who is Vincent Gallo?

well these were fitting back to back posts ... Gallo in Italian means Rooster ... or Cock

 

[Comeds]

He made a movie so Chloe Sevigny would blow him.

He used to like to attach critics and wish cancer on them if they didnt like his movies. Hes a real class act. In fact he wished cancer on Roger Ebert. So maybe I shouldn't badpost him because he might have powers.

 

[puckhead]