OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

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[Darkstone42]

Folks, I have news.

My wife is pregnant.

 

[mattola]

Folks, I have news.

My wife is pregnant.

CONGRATULATIONS

 

[puckhead]

Folks, I have news.

My wife is pregnant.

Congrats!
Get your sleep now, because for a while there.... There will be none

 

[Comeds]

There goes my retirement......

 

[buffhockey]

 

[forty_three]

There goes my retirement......

Follow up:

All because some bimbo got stopped on the street to talk about blowjobs. What a world.

 

[mattola]

Follow up:

All because some bimbo got stopped on the street to talk about blowjobs. What a world.

so did she commit fraud?

 

[forty_three]

so did she commit fraud?

I don't think she was smart enough to commit fraud, she was just a useful idiot/face for the crypto scammers.

 

[mattola]

I don't think she was smart enough to commit fraud, she was just a useful idiot/face for the crypto scammers.

does she benefit off it though? I would think if she did it should be forfeit.

 

[Comeds]

Up late tonight finishing the portrait of my sister I'm going to give her for Christmas. It turned out well, I think.

I gave her that hat for Easter.

 

[puckhead]

Up late tonight finishing the portrait of my sister I'm going to give her for Christmas. It turned out well, I think.
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I gave her that hat for Easter.

Very nicely done. You forgot the mole on her right ass cheek.

 

[Comeds]

Very nicely done. You forgot the mole on her right ass cheek.

Wtf man? That was melanoma! Not funny. I have to check her every 5 weeks.

Side note - that picture was a paint by numbers. My wife likes to paint by numbers and something called diamond art on the weekends after a few drinks. I ordered that one and a lovely Venice gondola scene for her earlier. My hope is it gets mixed up in other Christmas gifts and she won't see what it is until she has the canvas stretched out and starts it.

 

[Comeds]

"Chuck" really seems like an asshole.

During an Instagram Live a little more than a month after Creel’s passing, Levi claimed that his former co-star’s death from a “turbo cancer” was due to the COVID-19 vaccine. “You better believe that, with everything in me, I believe that if these COVID vaccinations were not forced on the American public, that the theaters weren’t being pushed and leveraged…,”

Another fucking fake super Christian who somehow supports Trump.

Laura Benanti Says “F*** You Forever” to Former Broadway Co-Star Zachary Levi

During an interview on 'That's a Gay Ass Podcast,' Benanti says she "never liked" Levi while they shared the stage and even less so now after what he shared about Gavin Creel in the wake of his tragic passing.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

 

[forty_three]

The good news is my kid no longer holds the record in our club history for latest loss at 4.6 seconds. The bad news is my goalie tonight lost with 1.2 seconds left on the clock. To knock us out of the tournament, no less. My kid's was just a rivalry game in-season.

Both were due to poor clearing attempts by defensemen.




The championship game in our division at the tourney is a match between two of my former goalie pupils who went on to play for their high schools.

 

[mattola]

 

[Comeds]

Looking to date an Amish woman, thinking she could help with stuff around the house and yard. Also butter churning. I keep looking on Tinder but for some reason I never see any

 

[forty_three]

Man accidentally shoots, kills himself while putting gun in his shorts, deputies say

The Osceola County Sheriff's Office launches a death investigation.

www.clickorlando.com

 

[thedddd]

Folks, I have news.

My wife is pregnant.

Congrats!

 

[thedddd]

I see @Darkstone42 exciting news and then I post this.

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