OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part III

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Out of curiosity, I have has chatgpt write a few songs for me.
They are utterly terrible.

At best you can grab a line or two, or it suggest a new direction for you.
But on it own... Woof

I think AI is kinda like hockey analytics, what's available for general public use is very different than what corporations etc. have available to them.

 

[dash]

I think AI is kinda like hockey analytics, what's available for general public use is very different than what corporations etc. have available to them.

I think that's true and while AI will definitely have its benefits in the software development area, I don't think it will have the capability to debug complex programs and fix the issue. As far as generating testing scripts are concerned for program testing and for quickly writing javascript or python code, yeah I think we are already seeing that being deployed.

 

[forty_three]

Nerd on a bird

 

[forty_three]

I think AI is kinda like hockey analytics, what's available for general public use is very different than what corporations etc. have available to them.

Since AI is predictive text engines learning from input, the public ones are bound to be less sharp because there is no limit to the stupidity of the people giving it input.

My company has an AI in test and I keep making it produce nonsense as a guard against the higher ups beginning to rely on it. Like I asked it to write a company "fight song" from the point of view of a former employee. And it was predictably awful and hilarious.

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of AI sadly nails it on the head as to what a redneck is......

 

[thedddd]

 

[Comeds]

I'm sure there will be no ill effects from that later in life......

 

[sbb122]

That one guy at :33 looked like Kramer walking in his dungarees

 

[dare2be]

Spock in a red shirt? Is this the Wrath of Kock?

Need on a bird

It takes a real nerd to notice the red shirt.

Spock on a cock.

 

[mattola]

Spock in a red shirt?

 

[dash]

It takes a real nerd to notice the red shirt.

I resemble that remark.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Comeds]

Interior campaign office
Top Campaign Manager Steve: Were going to need a good candidate if we want to beat Milton Moneybags.
Other top Campaign Manager Jeff: What about a woman, people would love to vote for a woman President!
Steve: No, they think they would, but as soon as a woman gets serious or upset a lot of people think she sounds shrill, emotional, and mean.
Jeff: Yeah, unlike Trump, Graham, or Cruz. We need a woman who is like a woman, but not so much like a woman that her woman-ness wont turn off voters.
Steve: We need a plan and fast!
Jeff: Wait....just a minute.

Interior small theater upstate New York
Jeff walks in and sees an actor rehearsing alone. He waves.
Actor: Jeff, How are you? I havent seen you in years! Arent you a big national campaign manager now?
Jeff: It has been a lomg time Michael. I am, and your country needs you.
Michael: Me? Why does my country need me?
Jeff: Not you specifically Michael.
Michael: Oh no, not again!
Jeff: The country needs Dorothy. Dorothy Michaels.

Thats right folks, this summer - just in time for the election season, and assuming he hasn't been fully cancelled - Dustin Hoffman returns in Tootsie III: Dorothy Takes DC!

Jeff: That is one nutty White House!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Interior campaign office
Other top Campaign Manager Jeff: What about a woman, people would love to vote for a woman President!
Steve: No, Jeff ... your gal Mischa is not a woman!

Jeff:

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And they say we have a healthcare crisis in this country!

 

[dash]

And they say we have a healthcare crisis in this country!

The video cut off before we could see the lawyer arriving at the scene though.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

The video cut off before we could see the lawyer arriving at the scene though.

They actually pay off the ambo's to just ride in the back. One stop shop.

 

[dash]

 

[dare2be]

"Mommy, why does Minnie mouse stink?"

 

[dash]

That kid is going places...