OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Comeds]

I'm more of the opinion that television in general sucks these days. You get 2-3 shows to get excited for annually and 4000 piles of algo crap.

You spelled anally wrong.

 

[Comeds]

Struggling with my self esteem lately so a friend recommended I try the program "Lunch With An Inmate". Near my work office is a town called Jessup that has two prisons, a female prison and a men's prison. @forty_three, you are probably familiar with that.

Anyway twice a month I have lunch with a different female inmate, some who haven't been close to a male for a decade or more. Let me tell you, they can be fired up to be up close to and talk to a man so it really is a boost to one's ego! They things they say they'd do to me! Some of it makes me blush just thinking about it! Most is pretty violent awful stuff featuring death and dismemberment but some of its, a small minority, is pretty hot.

I'm supposed to be talking to them about structure and stability in their lives once they get "outside" but I dont know much about that so I have just been updating them on whats been going on on Jack Ryan. Probably helpful to them as well. It feels good to give back.

 

[mattola]

Struggling with my self esteem lately so a friend recommended I try the program "Lunch With An Inmate". Near my work office is a town called Jessup that has two prisons, a female prison and a men's prison. @forty_three, you are probably familiar with that.

Anyway twice a month I have lunch with a different female inmate, some who haven't been close to a male for a decade or more. Let me tell you, they can be fired up to be up close to and talk to a man so it really is a boost to one's ego! They things they say they'd do to me! Some of it makes me blush just thinking about it! Most is pretty violent awful stuff featuring death and dismemberment but some of its, a small minority, is pretty hot.

I'm supposed to be talking to them about structure and stability in their lives once they get "outside" but I dont know much about that so I have just been updating them on whats been going on on Jack Ryan. Probably helpful to them as well. It feels good to give back.

can you give them my name. thanks

 

[dash]

 

[Comeds]

can you give them my name. thanks

If you're going to be in the area in May they have an event coming up, "Spend A Night With An Inmate" and there's at least 3 pairs of murderous, reformed murderous, sisters we could rehabilitate together.
LMK

 

[Comeds]

Lol, should I feel bad for laughing at this picture?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Lol, should I feel bad for laughing at this picture?

You can laugh, I'll be busy looking up Heather Graham pics.

 

[Comeds]

You can laugh, I'll be busy looking up Heather Graham pics.

Oh I think shes beautiful, and seems nice, but if she was piloting a plane I was scheduled to be on I'd be worried. Maybe I shouldnt pay attention the rumors thats shes not too bright.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Perhaps they should get off their chesterfields and get on the pitch for a game of footy and then a spot of tea afterwards.

Im in kamloops for a hockey tournament and having the “free” breakfast at the hotel and i just heard an old lady say …” i can make those shots from my chesterfield”. Also lots of Jennifer Jones hate

/Scotties being held here lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

^ @dash ill get you some phone numbers if you’re interested in any of them

 

[puckhead]

"Don't hog the waffle iron, Shirley!"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh I think shes beautiful, and seems nice, but if she was piloting a plane I was scheduled to be on I'd be worried. Maybe I shouldnt pay attention the rumors thats shes not too bright.

Have you ever stopped and considered that the trust we place in airline pilots in general is based on a blind faith in government institutions and airlines in certifying them capable of doing that job? Or the mechanics?

Maybe Heather Graham is the best damn pilot America’s produced since Chuck Yeager. Maybe. Or since Kareem at least.

 

[dash]

^ @dash ill get you some phone numbers if you’re interested in any of them

If memory serves, quoi from the swamp was a big Jennifer Jones fan lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"Don't hog the waffle iron, Shirley!"

The waffles are ego’s lol

 

[Comeds]

Have you ever stopped and considered that the trust we place in airline pilots in general is based on a blind faith in government institutions and airlines in certifying them capable of doing that job? Or the mechanics?

Maybe Heather Graham is the best damn pilot America’s produced since Chuck Yeager. Maybe. Or since Kareem at least.

It's my prejudices like this that keep me from fully experiencing life.

 

[mattola]

The waffles are ego’s lol

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Trump holding another rally with all the fixins?

 

[dare2be]

If memory serves, quoi from the swamp was a big Jennifer Jones fan lol

pour quoi?

 

[sbb122]

I just walked by Jenkin's computer and can see hes been searching "M3gan but 18"

I watched this on Peacock last night and I kept cracking up thinking of this post

 

[Comeds]

I watched this on Peacock last night and I kept cracking up thinking of this post

Lol I saw it was on Peacock last night and tried talking my wife into it. She made it about 15 seconds into the trailer, saw M3gan talk and said "no way in hell am I watching that".

 

[puckhead]

so calm