OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[mattola]

I mean, it's Snoopy right?

Yup

 

[dare2be]

Snoopy aside, beagles are the best.

 

[dash]

 

[thedddd]

I mean, it's Snoopy right?

Yep. No one wants a huge fucking red dog, stupid dogs or one that drives a prius.

You would vote for Scooby if you are Afro Man.

 

[thedddd]

Mt St Helens ftw.

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of dogs just imagine the dog groomer bill for this one?

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

I think the flu shot or Covid booster has given me the power of precognition.....I have a very strong feeling that tomorrow people at work are going to bother me.

 

[dash]

I think the flu shot or Covid booster has given me the power of precognition.....I have a very strong feeling that tomorrow people at work are going to bother me.

Jenkins is warming up.

 

[thedddd]

Hope she ends up ok but man she didn't age well at all (or they picked the worst possible picture of her).

 

[sbb122]

Hope she ends up ok but man she didn't age well at all (or they picked the worst possible picture of her).

3 things about this.

1. I hope she’s gonna be ok

2. Donations? She can’t be broke.

3. She’s built like Jim Hacksaw Duggan’s 2x4

 

[mattola]

3 things about this.

1. I hope she’s gonna be ok

2. Donations? She can’t be broke.

3. She’s built like Jim Hacksaw Duggan’s 2x4

4 things actually

4. AND most Importantly don't forget to continue to pray.... way more important that Science and Medical advancements.

 

[dare2be]

4 things actually

4. AND most Importantly don't forget to continue to pray.... way more important that Science and Medical advancements.

If it wasn't for prayer, we wouldn't have science and medical advancements, duh.

 

[mattola]

If it wasn't for prayer, we wouldn't have science and medical advancements, duh.

You're right how heathen of me

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

New idea for a TV show!

Penitentiarys Got Talent!
Its a talent contest comprised of inmates! The winner gets released! The catch is we dont know, until the end, what the contestant was jailed for. It could be insider trading or tax evasion. Or it could be triple homicide!

 

[Comeds]

I know its only as a precaution, but its always a bit unsettling to me when a nuclear power plant gives out potassium iodide pills.

I'm sure its fine.

Free Potassium Iodide Pills For Residents Near Atomic Power Plant​

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I know its only as a precaution, but its always a bit unsettling to me when a nuclear power plant gives out potassium iodide pills.

I'm sure its fine.

Free Potassium Iodide Pills For Residents Near Atomic Power Plant​

MSN

www.msn.com

since I couldnt find a gif that said "liability waiver"

 

[Comeds]

Someone saved my life today (sugar bear).
I was putting gas in my car and the gas station radio started playing something I would have never dreamed existed. An update/cover of Billy Joel's "We Didnt Start The Fire" by Fall Out Boy. What an abomination! As soon as I heard 'Woodstock 99', I put down the pump and ran towards the street with the idea of throwing myself into traffic to end the suffering. Out of nowhere a woman nailed me knocking me to the ground*, got on top of me, covered my ears with her hands and said it would all be over soon. When the song ended, seemingly 20 or 30 minutes later, she got off of me, lifted me off the ground**, hugged me,*** and guided me to my car. An hour later and I am still shaken up!

* the hit was from behind
**Shes a bodybuilder, we're going out Saturday. I dont think theres anything I, or my wife, can do to stop that.
***oxford comma

 

[forty_three]

People like this are why everything has warning labels on it.