OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[thedddd]

Nah this isn’t two galaxies forming, it is the aliens asking earth. Dafaq?

 

[dash]

Nah this isn’t two galaxies forming, it is the aliens asking earth. Dafaq?

lol - It's the Frank Gorshin galaxy.

 

[thedddd]

lol - It's the Frank Gorshin galaxy.

The judge would also have accepted Matthew Lesko.

 

[thedddd]

 

[forty_three]

Nah this isn’t two galaxies forming, it is the aliens asking earth. Dafaq?

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened

 

[thedddd]

This kids knows what is going on.

 

[buffhockey]

From the grave…

 

[forty_three]

So, I get to spend a year in Gran Turismo just driving cars and having fun and at the end I get a quarter bil?

SIGN ME UP

 

[naslundfan19]

So, I get to spend a year in Gran Turismo just driving cars and having fun and at the end I get a quarter bil?

SIGN ME UP

What if I don’t even remember the last video game I played?

 

[Comeds]

Sometimes I hate this woke world. I just got slapped at the grocery store by a woman just because I complimented her. What kind of world do we live in where we cannot compliment someone?

OK, full disclosure; I complimented her breasts. I don't think it's a big deal, or it shouldn't be, they are just body parts. Like eyes. She was rocking that Life Is Good tank top and I told her so. That's all.

Alright, I told her I was surprised that breasts that size still looked perky, especially at her age. All of which is complimentary. That's all.

I mean, I also complimented her choice of a bra. I told her she must have chosen a great bra. One with some lift technology I'm unaware of, because with breasts that size on a woman at her advanced age - I'm sure that without it they'd be hanging down to her knees. That's all I said and slap!

I'm not sure I'm comfortable living in a world where we cannot even be nice to each other without physical violence.

#Sad

 

[mattola]

Sometimes I hate this woke world. I just got slapped at the grocery store by a woman just because I complimented her. What kind of world do we live in where we cannot compliment someone?

OK, full disclosure; I complimented her breasts. I don't think it's a big deal, or it shouldn't be, they are just body parts. Like eyes. She was rocking that Life Is Good tank top and I told her so. That's all.

Alright, I told her I was surprised that breasts that size still looked perky, especially at her age. All of which is complimentary. That's all.

I mean, I also complimented her choice of a bra. I told her she must have chosen a great bra. One with some lift technology I'm unaware of, because with breasts that size on a woman at her advanced age - I'm sure that without it they'd be hanging down to her knees. That's all I said and slap!

I'm not sure I'm comfortable living in a world where we cannot even be nice to each other without physical violence.

#Sad

 

[puckhead]

What if I don’t even remember the last video game I played?

Yeah, lm thinking mine was castle wolfenstein or doom.

I think I played halo for about 20 minutes since then.
Dunno. Got an Xbox with the purchase of a TV and ended up craigslisting it away

 

[forty_three]

What if I don’t even remember the last video game I played?

Could you spend a year in pong?

 

[Comeds]

So, I get to spend a year in Gran Turismo just driving cars and having fun and at the end I get a quarter bil?

SIGN ME UP

Mostly MLB The Show last night. I could live with that.

 

[dare2be]

My last video game foray was using an emulator on my PC. I guess I could spend a year in Apple Ii's Lode Runner, climbing ladders and collecting gold boxes.

 

[thedddd]

If an app on the phone counts I would spend a year of being badly pixelated on a football team in Retro Bowl.
If a video game it would be, once again badly pixelated, on my retron playing in a season of SNK Baseball stars.

Just think it could be worse.

 

[Comeds]

Doing work around the house and got slapped. For no reason! All I did was tell my wife I complimented a woman's breasts at the grocery store yesterday.

 

[puckhead]

Doing work around the house and got slapped. For no reason! All I did was tell my wife I complimented a woman's breasts at the grocery store yesterday.

You need to spend way more time in your daily life wearing a hockey helmet with a full cage.

 

[buffhockey]

You need to spend way more time in your daily life wearing a hockey helmet with a full cage.

And maybe a cup.

 

[mattola]