OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[jstewismybastardson]

I forgot to add, if it wasn't the wooden spoon, the wooden rolling pin was also close at hand.

Ahhh that explains everything about you. Lot of blunt force trauma to the head as a kid!

 

[thedddd]

I forgot to add, if it wasn't the wooden spoon, the wooden rolling pin was also close at hand.

If others wonder why we like bringing out the shovel now.

 

[thedddd]

My dad went with his criss cross strap slippers that he wore in the house. Would throw them at me too. Seemed to have a scope on it cause he could always hit me as i was trying to flee the scene

Oh, my dad's weapon of choice was his wood soled wingtips. Left a few holes in the doors/walls when he missed.
Glad he was drunk more often than not because his aim was off.

 

[Comeds]

My mother used a M1911 pistol.

 

[redskinsfan1963]

The wooden spoon was also a favorite of my German mom

Any my Irish one.

She was also fond of the flip flop.

my irish english mom used a wooden spoon too.must have been in the irish blood.

 

[forty_three]

My dad went with his criss cross strap slippers that he wore in the house. Would throw them at me too. Seemed to have a scope on it cause he could always hit me as i was trying to flee the scene

It would piss of my mom something fierce when she whipped a flip flop at me and I caught it or slapped it down and shouted "DIDN'T GET BEHIND ME!" before I ran away

"You have to go to sleep sometime" was a common phrase she would use.

 

[puckhead]

The wooden spoon was also a favorite of my German mom

Dutch mom, same thing.

When she had time to plan, there was also this wocker rug-beater thing
It was called a mutteclopper

 

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On topic for today and I think we all know what was going to happen next

 

[dare2be]

The wooden spoon was also a favorite of my German mom

I call bull. Did they even have wooden spoons when you were a kid in the stone or iron age?

 

[sbb122]

On topic for today and I think we all know what was going to happen next

 

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Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe...What kind of a name is that for a clown?

 

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Holy moly!!

 

[Comeds]

Holy moly!!

Was she going for an elbow drop when it cut off?

 

[sbb122]

Holy moly!!

 

[forty_three]

Holy moly!!

This was not a crime, it was just God's will. Amen.

 

[Comeds]

Was she going for an elbow drop when it cut off?

If so, she has good form but she should pause and play the crowd a bit…..get some heat!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

If so, she has good form but she should pause and play the crowd a bit…..get some heat!

One of these

 

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