OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[thedddd]

If any of you are looking to get your bathroom remodeled. I have some great ideas for you.

Spoiler

 

[forty_three]

Columbus Zoo welcomes unexpected baby gorilla to troop

According to the zoo's Facebook, the new mother of the infant was believed to be a male gorilla before this surprise birth.

www.10tv.com

According to the zoo's Facebook, the new mother of the infant, Sully, was believed to be a male gorilla before this surprise birth.

Sully, who has lived at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium with her mother and fellow troop members since 2019, was discovered holding the baby gorilla early Thursday.

I don't want to say the quality of the keepers has gone down since Jack Hanna left, but C'MON

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My mom just called me and said i should be getting an email from my cousin about some roof damage my parents house in Italy sustained after a massive hail storm. Hail the size of oranges she said. Yah ok mom i said.


/ok i believe you mom

Maltempo in Veneto tra grandine e trombe d’aria: chicchi come palle da tennis, 110 i feriti

Il maltempo si è abbattuto con forze sul Nord Est dell'Italia: in particolare violente grandinate sono state segnalate in Veneto, nelle province di Treviso

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[Comeds]

If any of you are looking to get your bathroom remodeled. I have some great ideas for you.

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Nice try Rockefeller, not everyone is rich.

 

[Comeds]

My mom just called me and said i should be getting an email from my cousin about some roof damage my parents house in Italy sustained after a massive hail storm. Hail the size of oranges she said. Yah ok mom i said.


/ok i believe you mom

Maltempo in Veneto tra grandine e trombe d’aria: chicchi come palle da tennis, 110 i feriti

Il maltempo si è abbattuto con forze sul Nord Est dell'Italia: in particolare violente grandinate sono state segnalate in Veneto, nelle province di Treviso

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You're from Italy? Non seguito.

 

[forty_three]

My mom just called me and said i should be getting an email from my cousin about some roof damage my parents house in Italy sustained after a massive hail storm. Hail the size of oranges she said. Yah ok mom i said.


/ok i believe you mom

Maltempo in Veneto tra grandine e trombe d’aria: chicchi come palle da tennis, 110 i feriti

Il maltempo si è abbattuto con forze sul Nord Est dell'Italia: in particolare violente grandinate sono state segnalate in Veneto, nelle province di Treviso

www.fanpage.it

Why say "Orange sized" hail when those are clearly baseball sized?

 

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Why say "Orange sized" hail when those are clearly baseball sized?

The judges would have also accepted bocce ball sized...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Why say "Orange sized" hail when those are clearly baseball sized?

If I direct quoted what my mom said it would have been "Hail come na narantha" which no one here would understand and no one in Italy outside the province of Treviso would either

and if I was in my moms kitchen and I asked her "Why say "Orange sized" hail when those are clearly baseball sized?" she would have turned to the kitchen table picked up an orange from the bowl and whipped it at me (and probably rightly so)

 

[forty_three]

"Hail come na narantha"

THE HAIL CAME FROM NARNIA?

 

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THE HAIL CAME FROM NARNIA?

Hail hath no fury like an Italian woman scorned.

 

[thedddd]

@Comeds
Few things I didn't know about you:
1. Your name is Cara Edwards
2. You drive a Jeep Pickup
3. You live in the OK
The rest we already knew.

 

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[Comeds]

@Comeds
Few things I didn't know about you:
1. Your name is Cara Edwards
2. You drive a Jeep Pickup
3. You live in the OK
The rest we already knew.

1. My name is Carl, the guys at the auto shop messed with me.
4. My license plate was supposed to say KIDWAXIT (about surfing....in OK) but the DMV said no for some reason (too much? or just enough?)

 

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4. My license plate was supposed to say KIDWAXIT (about surfing....in OK) but the DMV said no for some reason

I thought it was 7INHABS...

/If you know, you know

 

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[thedddd]

^ funny I don’t get their tweets in my feed anymore so I totally forgot about them.

 

[puckhead]

If I direct quoted what my mom said it would have been "Hail come na narantha" which no one here would understand and no one in Italy outside the province of Treviso would either

and if I was in my moms kitchen and I asked her "Why say "Orange sized" hail when those are clearly baseball sized?" she would have turned to the kitchen table picked up an orange from the bowl and whipped it at me (and probably rightly so)

 

[thedddd]

Wait for it around the 2:40 mark.

 

[dash]

I think I also read that a tornado touched down in Milan in the last 24 hours...I don't seem to recall Milan being in a tornado alley area

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I think I also read that a tornado touched down in Milan in the last 24 hours...I don't seem to recall Milan being in a tornado alley area

My parents hometown has always been a summer storm heavy area. Hail storms have always been common there and across the north to Milan. When my wife and I were there in 2002, we were at an uncles house when one happened. My aunt was screaming at me to go outside and move our rental car under the sheltered carport. I thought it was a bit much but did it and the hail ended up being golf ball sized (or my mom might say kiwi fruit sized ). The next day we saw so many cars in the area with divots hammered in to their hoods.


/about 30 clay tiles broken at my mom and dads house ... size of a hail ball in the hand of their top floor tenant