OT: 25,000

[Darkstone42]

Because it is essential to treat such a momentous post with an excess of pageantry, here is my 25,000th post celebration extravaganza, with special guests, these people I don't know!

They apparently also accomplished something, but I don't know what, and I'm sure this achievement is superior to theirs.

Also making an appearance, these digits, which know this endeavor doesn't end here.

And counting, indeed.

And now for my payment.

I'm rich!

I would like to thank you all for making this possible, and for making me so rich. Here's to 25,000 more!

In closing, this number 25,000 which looks a bit like it was written in blood. Ew.

 

[elocomotive]

Congrats on 25K. This calls for a science joke...

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much it is for a drink.

The bartender responds, "for you, no charge!"

 

[Darkstone42]

Congrats on 25K. This calls for a science joke...

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much it is for a drink.

The bartender responds, "for you, no charge!"

I'm honored.

 

[apachef4]

Obviously counterfeit. Everyone knows that the real 25,000 note has Prince Akeem Joffer on it.

 

[mattola]

Obviously counterfeit. Everyone knows that the real 25,000 note has Prince Akeem Joffer on it.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Congrats!

As a present, I got you this tennis ball:

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Congrats Darkstone, now on to 50K !!!!!!!!

 

[dash]

Another joke to celebrate the DS milestone:

A mathematician and an engineer were sitting in a room with a beautiful lady on the other side of the room. Before either can make a move, God appears and proclaims "At the end of each minute, you may move only half the remaining distance between you and the other side of the room!" A lightning bolt strikes the ground in front of the two to show that God means business.

Immediately the engineer leaps up, crosses half the distance, waits a minute, crosses another quarter, waits a minute, and so on. After a few minutes, the mathematician calls out, "Why are you bothering? You'll never reach the other side!" The engineer calls back, confidently, "Ah, but pretty soon I'll be close enough!"

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

This must be an incredibly proud day for you....I'm somewhat jealous...Congrats!

 

[blindbaby]