Ongoing NHL Thread

[puckhead]

The Edmonton Oilers are not very good at teh hockey...

this may belong in the comedy thread, but if I may be so bold as to assume that the Oilers will lose this one tonight,
they will be something like 2-18-2 against teams that are currently in the top 8 of each conference.

Interesting stat on tonight's broadcast - The Blues are the 2nd smallest team in the league as far as average height is concerned, but they are the 2nd heaviest team as far as average weight is concerned.

/insert Ken Hitchcock joke here

the ghost of Keth Tkachuk skews that stat something fierce.

 

[Cobiemonster]

Interesting stat on tonight's broadcast - The Blues are the 2nd smallest team in the league as far as average height is concerned, but they are the 2nd heaviest team as far as average weight is concerned.

/insert Ken Hitchcock joke here

Hey, it all starts with the coach and infiltrates throughout the organization

 

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Bryzgalolov...or Bryz6alov.

 

[Cobiemonster]

lol 6 goals on 30 shots

 

[Cobiemonster]

I hope the Oilers are still this bad when the Flyers play them in Edmonton next weekend

 

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Here's a great hockey site:

Is Glenn Healy Fired Yet?

 

[Cobiemonster]

Here's a great hockey site:

Is Glenn Healy Fired Yet?

Where it says "Submit your Healy quotes of brilliance here", I need to look up the quote about Darren Archibald being the difference against the Kings

 

[Cobiemonster]

Here was this piece of work I was talking about(from November):

 

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

/Rexall Place fans

 

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I don't think players on the Blues miss David Perron, he was definitely being targeted by ex-teammates tonight.

 

[Cobiemonster]

I don't think players on the Blues miss David Perron, he was definitely being targeted by ex-teammates tonight.

Like scammers targeting Target tee hee

 

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Man. the CBC panel is kicking the piss out of the Oilers right now...

 

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Oilers fan (maybe former fan) throws his jersey on the ice at Rexall Place...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Man. the CBC panel is kicking the piss out of the Oilers right now...

Deserved

Cant they just get relegated back to junior

 

[Cobiemonster]

Oilers fan (maybe former fan) throws his jersey on the ice at Rexall Place...

Trying to figure out what jersey that is, I think there's a number 3 on that jersey, might be a Hemsky jersey

 

[Cobiemonster]

Deserved

Cant they just get relegated back to junior

I don't know if you guys specifically were joking about this but I remember something on here not long ago about how every year a few NHL teams should be sent down to the minors for a few minor league teams and vice versa - Oilers would be sent down if that was the case

 

[Cobiemonster]

 

[forty_three]

What sorcery is this?

 

[DoobeeDoobeeDoo]

What sorcery is this?

LOL

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

What sorcery is this?

Typical Islanders-scum