Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

[KennyBanyeah]

New York Rangers @NYRangers
OFFICIAL: #NYR have agreed to terms with free agent forward Jarret Stoll.

I wonder what line he's on?

/Too soon?

Knowing Jarret he'll start on the 1st line but in no time he'll be the 4th line.

 

[forty_three]

New York Rangers @NYRangers
OFFICIAL: #NYR have agreed to terms with free agent forward Jarret Stoll.

I wonder what line he's on?

/Too soon?

Dangit. I need the Glass to Crosby chart to figure that out.

 

[forty_three]

And don't worry, Ranger fans. Proximity to Atlantic City will not be a problem. Nope. Not at all.

 

[DragonfromTO]

And don't worry, Ranger fans. Proximity to Atlantic City will not be a problem. Nope. Not at all.

Who goes to Atlantic City anymore?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Who goes to Atlantic City anymore?

Lowlifes, degenerate gamblers, cokewhores and Jaromir Jagr.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

Lowlifes, degenerate gamblers, cokewhores and Jaromir Jagr.

Pretty much this. Also 21 year olds that want to pop their gambling cherry.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Lowlifes, degenerate gamblers, cokewhores and Jaromir Jagr.

OK but he signed in New York not New Jersey, right?

 

[dash]

Lowlifes, degenerate gamblers, cokewhores and Jaromir Jagr.

My kind of people

 

[forty_three]

OK but he signed in New York not New Jersey, right?

Yes, but AC is closer to NYC than Vegas is to LA. Just a short drive.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My kind of people

I prefer inveterate gamblers

 

[DragonfromTO]

Yes, but AC is closer to NYC than Vegas is to LA. Just a short drive.

Still misses my point though. What's he driving there for? With Vegas there's a fun party at the end of that drive. Nobody from the city goes to AC to gamble and/or party anymore.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Still misses my point though. What's he driving there for? With Vegas there's a fun party at the end of that drive. Nobody from the city goes to AC to gamble and/or party anymore.

Yeah. There's literally fuck all in terms of reasons to go to AC. Also, he's in New York Fucking City. If he wants to party he'll do it there. Or in the Hamptons.

 

[forty_three]

I'm sorry, I guess I have to plead ignorance of the current "hip" places to do drugs in and around NYC, when I lived on the coast, people were still going to AC to do that.

I will update my repertoire at once.

 

[dash]

Yeah. There's literally fuck all in terms of reasons to go to AC. Also, he's in New York Fucking City. If he wants to party he'll do it there. Or in the Hamptons.

Can't wait to add stealing lobsters to his rap sheet.

 

[Puck082]

Phone rings.......

Stoll: "Hey Ryan, it's Jarret. Thinking about signing with the Rangers this offseason. Thoughts?"
Malone: <silence.......fart.........click>

 

[jstewismybastardson]

WOWEE ZOWEE! lol

 

[tducey]

Interesting to see Stoll got signed. Let's see if his arrest this year was an isolated incident or something that will be a long term issue.

 

[dash]

I'm sure a lot of you guys are too young to remember Don Murdoch (former Medicine Hat Tiger jstew) who when playing for the New York Rangers was caught with a little over 4 grams of cocaine rolled up in a sock at Toronto Pearson International airport. He pled guilty and was suspended for a year, but it was reduced to 40 games on appeal.

/Man, he lit it up in junior, back-to-back years with over 80 goals scored.

 

[DragonfromTO]

I'm sure a lot of you guys are too young to remember Don Murdoch (former Medicine Hat Tiger jstew) who when playing for the New York Rangers was caught with a little over 4 grams of cocaine rolled up in a sock at Toronto Pearson International airport. He pled guilty and was suspended for a year, but it was reduced to 40 games on appeal.

/Man, he lit it up in junior, back-to-back years with over 80 goals scored.

Bill Derlago says he ain't shit

 

[forty_three]

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