Ongoing NHL thread - Part deux

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Of course, it's never good when you are the subject of any kind of probe...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Oh no how will Tim Hortons ever overcome from losing almost $67 in sales

to quote dw:

It's funny cuz its true

 

[forty_three]

Oh no how will Tim Hortons ever overcome from losing almost $67 in sales

To be extorted, that was the only place in the arena with a line.

Hey another unfunny joke about the Panthers lack of attendance!

What type of cookie do you want? Chocolate, double chocolate, peanut butter, raisin, or any other kind?

Attention all posters. Cobie is a Panthers fan today (so far) Feel free to laugh about Slava Voynov and the Flyers locker room being like club med for sexual deviants.

For now.

Of course, it's never good when you are the subject of any kind of probe...

PREACH ON BROTHER!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Police investigating hockey star Patrick Kane - Story

Yeah had a feeling it was headed that way.

 

[forty_three]

Police investigating hockey star Patrick Kane - Story

Yeah had a feeling it was headed that way.

The important question that no one is asking is "Will the Hawks get cap relief?"

 

[KennyBanyeah]

NHL star Patrick Kane is subject of police probe, sources say - BN Hockey

His contract will surely be voided due a material breach. amirite??

Kings?Mr. Lombardi? Deano? You with me?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Hey another unfunny joke about the Panthers lack of attendance!

What type of cookie do you want? Chocolate, double chocolate, peanut butter, raisin, or any other kind?

So many choices. That's like a different kind of cookie for every Panthers fan. And one left over for a PanthersKingsFlyers fan.

 

[Puck082]

Police investigating hockey star Patrick Kane - Story

Yeah had a feeling it was headed that way.

If stuff starts leaking quickly on this, the guy should check himself into treatment just for PR purposes.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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Oh man, stuff just got serious.

 

[DragonfromTO]

^^^ I saw a news brief on a local station that mentioned CCM was the equipment provider for Sid's camp. Also heard they get to keep the gear as part of their cost for attending. All the proceeds raised from it goes towards The Sidney Crosby Foundation. Nate MacKinnon is also an instructor at the weeklong camp. Pretty freakin' neat. Bet those kids will never forget it.

It occurred to me late last night that they're owned by the same company now anyway. I miss the good old days when there were a bunch of companies making equipment, rather than a couple that release 20 different lines under different names.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Geez, and here I thought that Jonathan Toews was carrying that mattress around as part of his training regimen.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oh man, stuff just got serious.

Big time. Imagine they could've gotten cap relief but traded Saad anyway?!

(For real though, this is ugly)

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Big time. Imagine they could've gotten cap relief but traded Saad anyway?!

(For real though, this is ugly)

What is the cap provision on a player who can't play because he's otherwise engaged taking it up the cornhole in a max security facility?

 

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So prior to the news that the police are conducting a r*pe investigation, it was being discussed on Sirius NHL XM radio and one of the hosts could only say that he was impressed that Kane had a home in Germany (i.e. a cool place to spend the offseason).

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

So prior to the news that the police are conducting a r*pe investigation, it was being discussed on Sirius NHL XM radio and one of the hosts could only say that he was impressed that Kane had a home in Germany (i.e. a cool place to spend the offseason).

I'm fucking dying laughing at this.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

What is the cap provision on a player who can't play because he's otherwise engaged taking it up the cornhole in a max security facility?

Put him in a cell with Rae Carruth.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So prior to the news that the police are conducting a r*pe investigation, it was being discussed on Sirius NHL XM radio and one of the hosts could only say that he was impressed that Kane had a home in Germany (i.e. a cool place to spend the offseason).

Yeesh. All this news about hamburg though likely has Phil Kessel on a road trip.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Put him in a cell with Rae Carruth.

Nah. he's shacked up with Aaron Hernandez. Interesting thing about Hernandez is that we was a tight end before he went to the thug jug, now he's listed as a receiver.

 

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Tim Graham @ByTimGraham
Patrick Kane was scheduled to have his day with the Stanley Cup in Buffalo this weekend.

I guess he can bring the cup to his arraignment.